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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 16, 2017 at 4:46 PM
    AlexWV

    AlexWV Trophy Husband

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    Bet that hood bulge gave you a pants bulge!
     
  2. Nov 16, 2017 at 4:47 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    1510879411807-1015333063.jpg 45 min in garage attic..Xmas SHIT is out!!! BAH HUMBUG!!!
     
  3. Nov 16, 2017 at 4:48 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Time for a beer.
     
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  4. Nov 16, 2017 at 4:51 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    A bullet to the head...the Mrs. Just called... to meet at Home Depot to see more Xmas SHIT!!!
     
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  5. Nov 16, 2017 at 5:00 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Lol:cheers:
     
  6. Nov 16, 2017 at 5:01 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    You know what she's going to have you doing on your time off.
     
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  7. Nov 16, 2017 at 5:08 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    We decorating this Saturday I'll be at my mother's for Thanksgiving...the Mrs. is goin out of town to her side of family
     
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  8. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:05 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Well, crap..fresh..this isnt good

     
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  9. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:07 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek: What did you do?????
     
  10. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:08 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :notsure:

    May need to head the ER. :annoyed:
     
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  11. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:09 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    U moving around too much probably
     
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  12. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:10 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Probably. I have no idea.
     
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  13. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:12 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Only way for it to be doing that moving too much... I'm no doctor...but I did stay at a holiday inn express
     
  14. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:14 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    don't be a grinch or a scrooge!:smack:
     
  15. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:14 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  16. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:17 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I have a Santa hat says Grinch ... Grinch pj pants... Grinch t-shirt
     
  17. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:17 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I texted a doc buddy of mine..
    Also..whichya know bout day HolidayInn

    7E14347E-D050-46BB-90A0-EAE3684325D0.png
     
  18. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:18 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND FUCKING RELAX! You're wife and kids are there to help you!! You should only be getting up to pee...USING YOUR CRUTCHES! Or going to bed!
     
  19. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:19 PM
    T-Rex266

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    She would be if she wasn’t on her final two weeks of her externship...as a surgeon tech. How ironic lmao :)
     
  20. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:22 PM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Yessir.. that’s the plan

    Was getting ready for work already.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Yup, When I heard the ups truck pulling up :rofl:
     
  21. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:22 PM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    What happens
     
  22. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:25 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    No bueno.
     
  23. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:25 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Still....you got kids...USE THEM
     
  24. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:27 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ha. Glad I checked this. I just bought a TSA pre-check with 30k of my points.
     
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  25. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ones in school and the other in daycare.
     
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  26. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:29 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :notsure:
     
  27. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:35 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Still doing too much....i didn't have my kids for the first 5 days after my surgery
     
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  28. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:37 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Running to the bathroom too much. Get your bottle already.
     
  29. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:39 PM
    T-Rex266

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    You can have mine for 5 days. Deal?
     
  30. Nov 16, 2017 at 6:46 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol i have mine from now until they go back to school....the Monday after Thanksgiving
     

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