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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:21 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    You feed the Mrs. dog food?
     
  2. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:23 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  3. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:23 AM
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    I was wondering why the heck anyone would want dog food shampoo. I guess @aramirez73 likes the smell...
     
  4. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:24 AM
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    Don't they give you one of those buckets with a crooked spout so you can pee laying down? If those were socially acceptable (wife approved) I would use that everywhere
     
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  5. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:25 AM
    boardude

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    Just quoting you - Glad for you and your wife it's not true lol
     
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  6. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:26 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Not that i know of.
     
  7. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:26 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What are you talking about?????
     
  8. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:27 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Ask fool!!!!
     
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  9. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:29 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    punctuation matters....:rofl:
     
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  10. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:29 AM
    boardude

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    Your lack of punctuation made your statement sound like you bought dog food and shampoo for your wife.

    Go drink a beer
     
  11. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:30 AM
    boardude

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    quick draw :quickdraw:
     
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  12. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:32 AM
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  13. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM
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    If i ever see them. none of my friends do....that i know
     
  14. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:35 AM
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    :rofl:
     
  15. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:39 AM
    bobbilly

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    Keeping up with this thread is a full time job.....
     
  16. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:40 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    yuppers! a fun one that drains your wallet...doesn't fill it...
     
  17. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    One could say that spelling plays a role to.
    As if you said man that guy is really good at baiting a fishing hook he must be a master baiter. Man he's really good at baiting a hook he must be a masturbator. Lol
     
  18. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:49 AM
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    As well as pronunciation. If someone said they were a master debater really fast and incorrectly they maybe claiming to be a masturbator
     
  19. Nov 16, 2017 at 11:50 AM
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    haha say master debater 3 times fast - It def comes out wrong.

    Oh I am LOL'ing by myself right now.
     
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  20. Nov 16, 2017 at 12:09 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    What you said, Adam. I, for one, decided not to ask. Figured, to each her own. Probably an acquired taste. Like Spam.

    Edit: and sushi!

    [​IMG]Grocery list complete... Porter n Stout oh n dog food for Max and shampoo for the Mrs. and dishwasher packs
     
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  21. Nov 16, 2017 at 12:10 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Pawn shop Craigslist OfferUp Let go 5miles well a wire hanger will work for door flaps
     
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  22. Nov 16, 2017 at 12:12 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Make me drink one!!!!
     
  23. Nov 16, 2017 at 12:14 PM
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    :quickdraw: go drink a beer!
     
  24. Nov 16, 2017 at 12:16 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Make me!!!
     
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  25. Nov 16, 2017 at 12:16 PM
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    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Hahaha! You will like that Death by Coconut! I like porters anyway, but this will be an excellent introduction. Not hoppy like IPA's and not as heavy as some porters, plus a tiny bit of sweetness. I have one cooled and ready. If you let me know it's time, I'll sip along. Off camera.

    :cheers:
     
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  26. Nov 16, 2017 at 12:18 PM
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    I'll do a vid with a PSA.....
     
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  27. Nov 16, 2017 at 12:24 PM
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  28. Nov 16, 2017 at 3:30 PM
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    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    07DCB70A-8EB3-4CCE-9534-AC66FB753B2D.jpg 617A3619-A7A8-4556-8309-65C94F377309.jpg Well, I’ll be putting this on tomorrow morning :) “ Hood Bulge “
     
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  29. Nov 16, 2017 at 4:39 PM
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    Nice!! Ganna look good!
     
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  30. Nov 16, 2017 at 4:42 PM
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