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  1. Nov 15, 2017 at 6:37 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle

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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    There's nowhere to go but up. People tell me I need to look at the positive. Now I'm spent for the month.
     
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  2. Nov 15, 2017 at 6:48 PM
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    boardude I am Batman

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    Thanks man! Attending a CO meet or moving there is def on my bucket list.
     
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  3. Nov 15, 2017 at 6:55 PM
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    boardude

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    boardude I am Batman

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    I'm pretty tempted lol. No joke I even told my wife about your said significant purchase and she responded with "This must be a tundras.com friend because the only Mark I know is your uncle lol"
     
    boardude, Nov 15, 2017
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  4. Nov 15, 2017 at 6:58 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

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    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Tell her you're the only one that knows how to install it and I'm paying you in heady beers and get your ass to CO. It'll already be installed but she doesn't have to know that
     
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  5. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:01 PM
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    4x4_Angel

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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O:boink:
     
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  6. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:05 PM
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    boardude

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    boardude I am Batman

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    I think I might go with "I'm going to save someone's life who is attempting to install a major part in the freezing cold". I'll grab a screwdriver and blanket so it seems real
     
    boardude, Nov 15, 2017
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  7. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:06 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    And your snowsuit..you know..just in case



















    You hit the slopes
     
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  8. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:12 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

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    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  9. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:13 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

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    the Batman one will go best with my Superman Onesie
     
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  10. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:18 PM
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    boardude

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    boardude I am Batman

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    What's that?
     
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  11. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:21 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    o_O
     
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  12. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:22 PM
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    boardude

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    boardude I am Batman

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    Jk I board
     
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  13. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:24 PM
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    Come down and install my under the hood lights :)
     
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  14. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:42 PM
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    blue16 New Member

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    That is Awesome good job dad and grandpa
     
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  15. Nov 15, 2017 at 7:42 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: I throat punched it and then skinned it....
     
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  16. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:05 PM
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    @sdhq_offroad is a awesome shop. You gotta watch @olsin6 he will have you spending money real quick.Lol
     
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  17. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:05 PM
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    boardude

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    Did you just say that I would go best with you in your superman onesie?!?! Not even mad in a non gay way
     
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  18. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:13 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

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    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    we would look cute riding some deep powder in super hero onesies!

    Is that a problem?
     
    Eclipsed & Floating, Nov 15, 2017
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  19. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:14 PM
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    JC303 Same same but different

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    :worthless:
     
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  20. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:16 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

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    adult-superman-onesie-.jpg
     
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  21. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:17 PM
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    boardude I am Batman

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    Only a problem if it didn't happen.

    Oh and capes, we need capes
     
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  22. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:18 PM
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  23. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:20 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Not at all....i just wanna be there to take pics and video of it
     
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  24. Nov 15, 2017 at 8:22 PM
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    boardude I am Batman

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    I'm actually in it right now, trying to get the wife to wax the bat wing
     
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    There will be deep pow..so I'm gunna be there and got the video covered!
     
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    I’m just picturing one of your capes getting snagged on the ski lift as you guys are getting off. :p
     
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