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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 6, 2017 at 1:39 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    My ex was definitely more "female" in ways. Petty over material things....those can be replaced....like a house, but i want my money
     
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  2. Nov 6, 2017 at 1:41 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    Takes a special person to accept your OCD... :boink: :D :cool:
     
  3. Nov 6, 2017 at 1:47 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    And that’s why she gets me :cool:
     
  4. Nov 6, 2017 at 3:17 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good thing she does
     
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  5. Nov 6, 2017 at 4:04 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Throwback Monday when I was a toddler.

     
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  6. Nov 6, 2017 at 4:45 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Sean are saying you have short arms and can't get into your pockets.
     
  7. Nov 6, 2017 at 4:47 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Like I said before, making the bed is a chore for me. Lots of back and forth :anonymous:
     
  8. Nov 6, 2017 at 5:28 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    When couples sleep in separate beds, the husband can wear his hat when he's feeling amorous. He simply tosses it to his wife's bed. If she tosses it back, they go to sleep. If she brings it back...............
     
  9. Nov 6, 2017 at 5:37 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    So there were a lot of dinosaurs around when you were a kid?
     
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  10. Nov 6, 2017 at 5:39 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  11. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:02 PM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    I just saw a preview commercial for "Gold Rush" this Friday on Discovery Channel, they're using a Tundra to tow a semi.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:15 PM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    Submit a plan revision. The fee is typically very small $50-100 is what i typically see for commercial projects. I have projects with 12+ resubmitalls to the city because owners change their mind, want something added or changed.
     
  13. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:23 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :rofl:
     
  14. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:24 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    LMFAO
     
  15. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:27 PM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    Received my 10 year anniversary gift from my work today!
    Screenshot_20171106-202437.jpg
     
  16. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:31 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Did that come with a blank check?? :D
     
  17. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:33 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    So... do wives get to toss stuff?
     
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  18. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:41 PM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    I wish! It will be a pen I have forever, kind of afraid to even use it.
     
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  19. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:49 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    Salads mostly.
     
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  20. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:50 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    toss a guys salad....NOPE!!! I'm good!
     
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  21. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:52 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    o_O
     
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  22. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:53 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    What?

    You just expect your man to eat that salad untossed?

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    Just look at that. It would look much more appetizing tossed.
     
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  23. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:00 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  24. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:01 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Haha! Okay, Mike, I'll toss your salad. :broccoli:
     
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  25. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:03 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    Sure hope you're a gourmet chef.
     
  26. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:18 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    That's no salad!
     
  27. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:19 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Years of experience.
     
  28. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:59 PM
    Berkdawg

    Berkdawg New Member

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    Tundra trekked through 2 feet of snow today on our hunt, but only moose that high. My son did fill the freezer with his first deer.

     
  29. Nov 6, 2017 at 8:00 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What's word of Tundra meet doing anything?
     
  30. Nov 6, 2017 at 8:01 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Wives don't have to toss stuff, they just show up.

    For those that don't know - How to please a impress a woman: compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, dance with her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to impress a man: Show up naked. Bring beer.
     

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