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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 5, 2017 at 9:06 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    1509944996203649007765.jpg this is why...I'm.hooked up to the iceman
     
  3. Nov 5, 2017 at 11:38 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    And she's Latina....don't fall asleep tonight
     
  4. Nov 6, 2017 at 4:59 AM
    Netmonkey

    Netmonkey Don't be a Dumbass

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    mmmm... boooobs :drool:

    :D
     
  5. Nov 6, 2017 at 5:08 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Are you now buying 2 House's from her. ;)
     
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  6. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:24 AM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    It will be unless the press quits making heroes of these cowards.
     
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  7. Nov 6, 2017 at 6:55 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    One for her and I and one for the children to live in:D
     
  8. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:37 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    did your wife make you sleep on the couch @Sean266?
     
  9. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:44 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Nope. In fact, we had friends over and bbq’d lol.
     
  10. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:51 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    She has to maintain appearances of a happy home LOL
     
  11. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:53 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  12. Nov 6, 2017 at 7:55 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Lmao:rofl:
     
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  13. Nov 6, 2017 at 8:00 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Lol:rofl:
     
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  14. Nov 6, 2017 at 8:00 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Your friends didn't include the house lady did it. Lol
     
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  15. Nov 6, 2017 at 9:04 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Question:

    Why did husband and wife sleep in seperate beds back in the day???

    It just seems inconvenient on many levels....
     
  16. Nov 6, 2017 at 9:07 AM
    SuperSilverTundra

    SuperSilverTundra i didnt pull up i Landed

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    3"/1" TOYTEC 18x9 XD818 Heist 295/70r18 COOPER XLT DirtyDeeds BAMuffler 2018 LEDs KatzKin Leather S&B CAI
    These are my trucks parking lot buddys.lol

    20171106_085536.jpg
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  17. Nov 6, 2017 at 9:35 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    They used to have alot of kids so maybe the woman would sleep in another room so the men would leave them alone:boink: they didn't have birth control. Lol just a guess.
     
  18. Nov 6, 2017 at 9:38 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Tell her it was so they don't take each other's blanket :)
     
  19. Nov 6, 2017 at 9:46 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Hummers....
    Lol i guess....i think it's retarded
     
  20. Nov 6, 2017 at 10:37 AM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    They did not. That was something done on TV to comply with earlier "morality" provisions. Advertisers wouldn't pay for commercials during shows that displayed "questionable" matter. Such as references to sex, even within marriage. Supposedly, Desi and Lucille even had to keep one foot on the floor at all times. I'm no expert, but have heard this described several times.
     
  21. Nov 6, 2017 at 11:19 AM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    Some stuff
    eh. looks like maintenance and a lot of it. i'll stick with this...

    Photo Sep 26, 4 58 27 PM.jpg
     
  22. Nov 6, 2017 at 11:25 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    VERY HIGH maintenance......but whatever floats their boats
     
  23. Nov 6, 2017 at 11:26 AM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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  24. Nov 6, 2017 at 11:28 AM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    In the end, they will get the house and the Tundra. So just give it to them and move on.
     
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  25. Nov 6, 2017 at 11:33 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O not always true. but i guess I'm different
     
  26. Nov 6, 2017 at 11:56 AM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    That’s cause u one of us.
     
  27. Nov 6, 2017 at 1:08 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Yeah but we are about to go back to court
     
  28. Nov 6, 2017 at 1:12 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Nothing I can’t handle.
     
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  29. Nov 6, 2017 at 1:17 PM
    edwin729

    edwin729 Tundra Life

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    Until you notice you've paid for thousands of additional upgrades you didn't want or need.:facepalm:
     
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  30. Nov 6, 2017 at 1:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Lol only upgrade I didn’t take was the covered back patio (I can have it done much cheaper) and had regrets and went back. Permit was already submitted :(
     

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