Tundras live: A Bunch of Idiots And A Bunch of BS- Resume discussion group

A Major Award

 

For a minute there, I thought you went emoji only posts...

 

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My daughter does the Whatnot livestream thing also selling fabric by the yard, patterns, and related stuff. Making some decent coin.
She's going full entrepreneur / self employed catering to the reduce/reuse/recycle crowd after working several years for a couple NYC fashion houses and seeing how much waste is inherent in "fast fashion."
I will not be modeling for her.
No one needs to see that.

 

I like snakes.

 

You misinterpreted my rule. That 4 leg bit is just a guilt free death sentence should I choose to carry it out.

4 legs or less and there is more consideration, but death is always an option.

 

I intentionally leave this forum for about 5 days or so, then come back and take the prior 3-10 posts entirely out of context.

It makes for some entertainment.

 

Eat em raw!

 

Yep, completely

 

What do you call her after she gets a prosthetic leg?



Noreen.


What do you call 5 men with no arms and no legs in the ocean with a woman named Ann?

Bob-Bob-Bob, Bob-Bob and Ann


OK, I'm done before @Azblue bans me.

I have quite a few more though.....

 

Long time single guy here. I'm 49, almost 50. Apparently many of the girls/women that i've been around throughout my life i have found caustic and untrustworthy. Back when i was 17 i didn't come on to a girl's aggressive advances so she went and claimed that i was trying to take advantage of her ("advantage" is a polite word that i used). I've also heard stories from my sister where she and her friends have done the same thing to guys...while in their late 40's! Dear Lord, why would anyone want that drama? I also had a few friends who absolutely loved hookers and cocaine (not joking). I have many buddies who have gone though divorces as well. Of course it takes two to tango, and it's probably just as much the husbands fault as the wife's, but i don't see myself better or greater than any other man out there on the planet, so i expect my divorce chances to be 50/50 like everyone else's.

So am i too old to be in that last group?...i don't think so?...but i choose to stay away from them to play it safe and believe that hedonism dangerous and very unhealthy lifestyle. Ironically for the past 5 years i've been getting a heck of a lot of compliments from the ladies on my physique...like way more than i can comprehend with my feeble brain. It's weird because i don't ever recollect getting a complement when i was younger (except from my mother). Why in my mid-to-late 40's?...no idea. I just tell myself that just because a woman gives you a compliment on your body, it doesn't mean they're DTF. It just means that particular gal likes what she sees.

 

lol!...sooo bad...sooo good

 

There's no misinterpretation to "...and you possess more than 4 legs..."; it's called loophole. Anyway, as much as I'd like to continue this banter there's nothing I can think of that @Tripleconpanna won't spin around into a "just helping the sheep over the fence officer" comment.

 

Ok, that's not my only rule, then. How does that work for you? All 4+ legged critters fall under that rule, and any 4 or less legged critters under a different rule.

 

I don't care about leg count. I love octopi for example. A chicken in my truck will get a door opened for it; but a goose needs to die. It's not the legs that decides the creatures fate.

 

This could be like the Gong Show. If someone gets three gong responses, that’s a three day ban.

Just need a gong emoji, or one of the other emojis might work.

 

With this crew, I'd call it a bong show...

 

For 4 or less, correct. More than 4 I still consider, but no guilt if I terminate.

 

Incoming: Greatest "NO ARMS-NO LEGS" joke ever.
I gotta get it out of my system. Then I swear to God, I'm out for tonight. Knock-knock jokes tomorrow. Kidding.
@Azblue: let me redeem myself; you might even like this one.


A woman who had multiple bad experiences with men, puts up the following on social media:
"Looking for long-term, stable relationship. Must not gamble, drink or run around. Must be really good in bed. Contact Jill at XXX.XXX.XXXX"

As you might imagine, she got a lot of strange replies. One day her doorbell rings and she answers it, and laying on the porch is a man with no arms or legs. She asks, "May I help you?"

Man: "I'm here in reply to your ad."
Woman: "Really! How exactly do you figure you're qualified?"

Man: "Well, I don't have arms, so I can't drink anything you don't hold for me, and I can't gamble because I can't hold the cards. Also, since I have no legs, I can't run around or go anywhere you don't take me."

Woman: "Well, that's true. But what about your abilities in bed?"

Man: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

 

All you redneck rodent eating savages are forgetting one thing:

 

The recent compliments are good, really good. As a man ages, it’s natural to have a sugar daddy mystique. Women just think you’ve got your shit together.

They want dat.

 

I think you mean this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoC0Ks1N3Q8

 

Or maybe you mean this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wvx14Qv9cg

 

Nope, but I definitely remember it. Came out in '79-'80?, during Iran hostage crisis
Dr. Demento played it quite a bit on the old thing called a radio show.

 

I remember the radio.

 

Best thing about this stuff is if you’re on a tight budget it’s not that expensive so it’s very easy on your sqwallet

 

You could put a lot of tots in that!!!