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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    10 vote(s)
    26.3%
  2. College Football

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. Motocross

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  1. Aug 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Does that mean you're going to do the thing? You know.
     
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    You mean the thing that we never talked about, but for some reason we both know exactly what the thing is?
     
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    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Very sorry for your loss Tyler.
     
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  4. Aug 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I meannnn we kind of did talk about a little I think. Maybe compared it to someone else in a different profession?
     
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  5. Aug 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    OMG.... I'm so sorry!!!!! WTH happened, or was this anticipated??
     
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  6. Aug 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Copied from further back: Yeah 6 months ago we were bragging about how well she was doing, still so spry and energetic and feisty. Then she had that surgery recently to remove those lumps and we thought maybe there was a chance she had cancer but we didn't have the lumps tested because we didn't want to know because we wouldn't do cancer treatments anyway. She always seemed a little bit off after the surgery and the past few days she started having these little moments where she would just ignore you and kind of walk slowly and stare at the wall and then today she had an actual seizure. After being taken in and them doing x-rays and blood work they found out she had extremely aggressive and fast acting cancer and her abdomen was actually filling with blood. We did the right thing and said goodbye to her together.
     
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  7. Aug 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Shhh! it'sway away ecretsay
     
  8. Aug 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Oh man, that's tough. Sending love and strength your way.
     
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  9. Aug 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You're not gonna hurt my feelings in the least; it's all good... just don't cry when it's your turn!!! :D

    Besides, it's not an unreasonable assumption in the least... Military, FD and PD (oh and nurses) are some of the most nefarious ones out there for relationship 'antics'...

    Some of the dudes I worked w/had some seriously f'd up sex lives (within their marriages) and about 95% of them all ended in disaster. Then afterwards, it was like, man I didn't see that coming... Really??? Cuz the rest of us did!!!

    I don't judge people for how/when they choose to live like that, but... it normally doesn't end well.

    Two of the guys I worked w/over the years ended up in shootings over their relationship antics; and about a handful more ended up w/guns in play during alteractions or "discoveries"...

    It's crazy cuz families get torn apart, careers get ruined, and at times it ends up landing in a place even much worse...
     
  10. Aug 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @LarryDangerfield

    Sorry, disregard the explanation... :anonymous:


    I'm glad you got to be with her to say good-bye... :(
     
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  11. Aug 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It probably wouldn't even be fun. Because I'm guessing he would willingly oblige.
     
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    I can pretend to resist if that's what you want.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Aug 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Yup, that's enough internet for me today. Have a good night folks! Powerball drawing is in an hour, good luck to anyone that got a ticket...
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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  15. Aug 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Good luck in the drawing. I hope you win. If you do, don't tell anyone!
     
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    @LarryDangerfield , sorry to hear about the pupper.

    “When the Man waked up he said, ‘What is Wild Dog doing here?’ And the Woman said, ‘His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'” - Rudyard Kipling
     
  17. Aug 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Good luck!
    I'll buy a ticket tomorrow if it doesn't hit
     
  18. Aug 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Very sorry brother. Keep that picture in your mind and remember the good days
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    A man was admitted to the local hospital today because he had 25 plastic toy horses inserted into his rectum. His condition is listed as stable.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:


    :smack:
     
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    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    When you pull up to the hotel and there's little homeless camp out front
    IMG_1909.jpg
    Ask the guy at the desk wtf he’s like they harmless. Cancel the room find another hotel :facepalm:
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    Three days with almost no internet or cell has been awesome. I’m hitting the rack I’ll post some more park pics tomorrow if anyone’s interested
     
  22. Aug 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    In case you forgot. We like pics.
     
  23. Aug 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  24. Aug 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
    GODZILLA

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    But it's "like new!" Despite, you know, the obvious fading and visible appearance of a used item.
     
  25. Aug 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I first read this as a "straight" line, thinking it was just another recent example of the moronification (just made that one up) of modern society.:crazy:
    Then my mind went to the number....just 25? Why'd he stop there? He get the last box of 25 at the dollar store?

    *a few moments later*

    Stable.....:rolleyes:
    :deadhorse:
     
  26. Aug 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Finally off shift. I'm pretty tired. Going to go home, set my alarms, put some anime on the TV, and set my phone to DnD so I can sleep.

    I hope you all enjoy your day.
     
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  27. Aug 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Sleep well.
     
  28. Aug 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Anime porn makes you sleepy?? Huh, haven't tried that before.



    I'm on nights too :D
     
  29. Aug 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Lol

    I don't think Inuyasha counts as anime porn.
     
  30. Aug 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'll have to take your word for it. :thumbsup:

    I have watched roughly zero minutes (give or take a minute) of anime in my life.

    How many nights left?
     

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