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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

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  2. College Football

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  3. NBA

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  4. College Basketball

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  5. MLB

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  6. NHL

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  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

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  8. Boxing/MMA

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  9. Motocross

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  10. F1

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  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

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  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

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  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

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  1. Aug 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Don't make @Azblue ban you for not posting this in the right thread. :boink:
     
  2. Aug 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
    Azblue

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    I'll allow it this time. I am going to clean up the dbag parking one though.
     
  3. Aug 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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  4. Aug 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
    j-utah

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    It was a pretty empty parking lot :anonymous:

    I don’t want people to think I’m picky or a perfectionist or anything :anonymous::anonymous:
     
  5. Aug 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Is your sister younger or older?
     
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    Mr Badwrench New Member

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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    I usually don't care if people park like assholes, but I do get upset if they contact my vehicle with their door, or anything for that matter. Don't destroy my stuff because you park like a 16 year old girl.
     
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  7. Aug 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah lost member

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    My wife parked our old Sequoia in a gravel parking lot at the fairgrounds a few years ago. No striping. She was there all day for 4H.

    by the time she got back out there, someone had left a significant linear dent in one of the doors, about 4” long. :mad:

    oh well. :notsure:
     
  8. Aug 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :yes:
     
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  9. Aug 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think we all need a link to this... :boink:

    @nobodyintexas
     
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  10. Aug 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Can confirm... memory foam is horrible for finding good positions :annoyed:



    You get into what you think is a good one, and it is, for about 5 seconds...


    Then you knees, shoulders, heels, head all just start to slowly sink in, and everyone's like, WTH just happened here??? :lalala:
     
  11. Aug 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Agreed

    a high coil count mattress with a memory foam topper is preferred

    a cooling topper
     
  12. Aug 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
    j-utah

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    swinger problems, watcha gonna do :rolleyes:
     
  13. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm not a person that likes to air the bad parts of life in public but there's a couple of you that would eventually notice the lack of pictures. We just had to put Raina down. She became such a a huge part of our lives. We will greatly miss the complex feisty dog of many names. RIP pitter p. We loved you so much.
     
  14. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
    kirkb

    kirkb Lurking Member

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    Sorry for your loss. :(
     
  15. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Sorry to hear about your pupper.
     
  16. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Thanks man. It's a shitty part of life but I believe in three things wholeheartedly: they are a gift to humankind, they are man's best friend, and their purpose here besides being our best friend is to teach us how to handle loss.
     
  17. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
    j-utah

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    :sorry: @Tripleconpanna

    Don’t tase me :oops::anonymous:

    Just joking around!

    Sorry if I crossed the line. You’re a pal! One of the best! :hattip:
     
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  18. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That's for sure.

    Sorry bud, you definitely gave her the best life possible.
     
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    so sorry to hear this :(
     
  20. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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    Shit man, sorry.
     
  21. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    That's awful. I'm so sorry for your loss.
     
  22. Aug 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Thank you everyone. She was lucky to find a family that would put up with her shit lol, and then we ended up being lucky as she developed into such a lovable creature. She was abandoned and found starving, and then the rescue overcompensated and she was a potbellied little piggy, and she ended up giving us 11 years of entertainment and love.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Sorry to hear.
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That sucks, so sorry.
     
  25. Aug 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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    Man I am so sorry to hear that. I didn’t know she was that age or health concerns. I’m so sorry man.
     
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    Sorry, I know the feeling and don't wish it on anyone. I've shed more tears over the loss of an animal than some people I've lost.
     
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    Yeah 6 months ago we were bragging about how well she was doing, still so spry and energetic and feisty. Then she had that surgery recently to remove those lumps and we thought maybe there was a chance she had cancer but we didn't have the lumps tested because we didn't want to know because we wouldn't do cancer treatments anyway. She always seemed a little bit off after the surgery and the past few days she started having these little moments where she would just ignore you and kind of walk slowly and stare at the wall and then today she had an actual seizure. After being taken in and them doing x-rays and blood work they found out she had extremely aggressive and fast acting cancer and her abdomen was actually filling with blood. We did the right thing and said goodbye to her together. Here is the very earliest picture I have on my phone of her

    IMG_20160714_220941.jpg
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Never easy...:(
     
  29. Aug 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Make sure you guys don't let this prevent you guys from having a fun time tonight though. I know it's always awkward sitting there wondering how long you have to wait before you can post something funny or sarcastic after something sad is posted lol.
     
  30. Aug 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
    Azblue

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    Completely understood. Would it help if I banned @GODZILLA , you know, lighten things up?
     

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