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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    8 vote(s)
    25.8%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  9. Motocross

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  1. Aug 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    A CBD for breakfast (awake ‘n bake!) and another for lunch. IMG_6557.jpg
     
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    :confused: Menopause and hormones, those things I know at this point. ;)
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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  4. Aug 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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    Harness and CBD, that’s what I do too.

    The dogs are like, this back seat is awesome, man!!!
     
  5. Aug 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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    Anyone have any stories about finding out about children you didn’t know you had? They find you when they’re grown up, for example?
     
  6. Aug 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Same. Oh so much Same
     
  7. Aug 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Ya. Just found out that Tyler is my son. It’s why he calls me daddy, apparently.
     
  8. Aug 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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  9. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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    :rofl::rofl:

    :laugh:
     
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    I think he's claiming you're just his STEP dad, so that it's not as weird. :devil:
     
  11. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Ugh
     
  12. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  14. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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    Anyone else just have random days where you get up, but you just can't wake up? I got enough sleep, at least as much as I normally do, and I am sitting at my desk wanting nothing more in the world than to lay my head down and take a nap.
     
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    Maybe try a little cocaine? That should wake you up.
     
  16. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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    You know, you are probably right. I think that would wake me up.
     
  17. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    If you find yourself feeling this way beyond rare occasions, consider getting a sleep study. It could be an indication of sleep apnea.
     
  18. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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    Yeah, about 1/4 of the time that’s me. The culprit is either exercise, stress, being too busy, or just age. Perhaps diet. I do drink coffee in the A.M. so that can make me crash a bit later in the day.

    And I can’t take naps. Ever. Huge shocker, I know.
     
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    Nice double pic rookie.
     
  20. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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    Yep, but not once in the two weeks I have been on vacation.

    It’s work. Phuk work
     
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    Congratulations on finding Daddy. Now be like him and shave everything. @Azblue will want pics.

    Not here; send a PM
     
  22. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Maybe. You go first
     
  23. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Wasn't me, I blame Canada.





    No
     
  25. Aug 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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    No one has shown up. Yet. :spy:
     
  26. Aug 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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    Dude, I cannot stop laughing. You win the Internet today with that pic
     
  27. Aug 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    That’s it? Sheesh.

    My FinL… A (generally) good man. Very generous and has always been stand-up since I got introduced.

    However, my wife has a step-brother and the timing of her parent’s divorce doesn’t math. We also do not speak of him on the other side of the family.

    Years ago when 23andMe was popular there was a story of how my FinL’s brother did the test and found a kid he didn’t know about. My FinL’s reaction to that story was over the top…unless he was nervous about something.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    It's less the traffic and more the fact that my commute is 30 miles on the highway.
     
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    That's should still be less than 45min each way. :burnrubber:
     

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