Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

You probably wouldn't like it; you don't like much...

 

I tend to like what a friend of mine calls "man dramas."

 

Waiting patiently to see if Bj's are about to be reintroduced to the current conversation.

 

Told you it was a wild Friday.

 

This should clear it all up right quick
https://www.tundras.com/threads/tun...nd-parking-etiquette.1/page-8409#post-4012320

 

Good movie. About halfway through it I realized I had read the book about 25 years ago. I don't recommend watching this before going to sleep unless you want to dream about trench warfare all night.

 

It's not my term. It's from a friend who says her husband only likes "man dramas." I asked her what that was and she said it's the stuff with either fist fights, swords, guns, explosions, or some combination of those.

And before you ask; yes, she is pretty. No, you can't have a picture.

 

PBS Masterpiece Theater…best station to get cultured.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dSiVZ524yW4&t=24s&pp=2AEYkAIB

 

Would it be wrong of me to ask if he was hot?

 

Her husband? That would be wrong. "Hot" implies attraction, which I do not have toward men.

I can objectively state he's not an ugly guy, but he's not going to have a bunch of hot chicks throwing themselves at him either. Probably like a 6-6.5 on a 1-10 scale.

 

sounds like a john wick film

 

Yeah, that would qualify as a "man drama" I think.

 

Have you seen a dick and balls? Nothing attractive about that. Don't know why women like it, but women are crazy, so I guess it tracks.

 

Dicks and balls have been gloriously enshrined in art and culture for thousands of years. Without them humanity would cease to exist. Plus, women really like it.

 

You had me until white claw...

 

Not denying their role in species perpetuation, just saying they are not attractive.

 

What you find attractive or not really doesn't change biology or history. Sorry if you have ugly junk.

 

All men do, so I'm okay with that.

 

I gotta say, I enjoy Kentucky Ballistics. The guy is just super energized and seems to genuinely love his job.

Tough as hell, too. I mean, IDK anyone else who has stuck their thumb in their own neck to keep from bleeding out...



He may also be insane. It's good fun.