Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Stupid people levels are operating above capacity these days. Here's one.

At first it looks to be a horrible attack upon an innocent park ranger.
https://www.denver7.com/news/local-...k-suspect-on-the-run-the-sheriffs-office-says

2 days later:
https://www.9news.com/article/news/...-hoax/73-0beab977-78eb-46cf-98e4-17926cfcead0

 

I've probably mentioned it here before, but it bears repeating: Ariba, and by extension SAP, is the bane of my existence.
We have an AR/AP dept. headed up literally across the street from me, but most of the AP functionaries I deal with are based in India and constantly rotate out.

 

That one good clip doesn’t make the series good.

Total irony: All the rest of my family loves the show. Even more ironic, my daughter is watching it right now as I two-thumb ninja this reply. I can hear it. So annoying…. And it is nothing more than a Friends rip-off…which had 3 hot women and real humor

 

All this talk of tv shows and I'm just sitting here waiting on @LarryDangerfield to swoop in and blow us all away with some crazy take everyone will vehemently disagree with...

 

He's probably going to say Barney and Friends.

That way @Tripleconpanna can chime in with his love of his purple butt plug and somehow make a correlation to it.

 

This was how I imagined him in that moment

 

#4 Roadworthy Rescues

 

Nailed it. This sums up his hot takes.

 

I agree, The Wire is the best show I’ve ever watched. There are some close seconds probably need to think about it.

Last few years we have watched a lot of PBS Masterpiece shows — Endeavor, Grantchester, Unforgotten, all really, really good. PBS, yep.

 

If you're watching PBS and not watching Painting with Bob Ross, you're doing it wrong.

 

Unfortunately, that kind of BS has been around for a long time... it's actually less common now w/all the video and GPS tracking, etc...

It wasn't common, but numerous incidents of guys calling out fake pursuits, fake foot pursuits, fake gun fights, even shooting holes in the side of their own vehicles or themselves...

 

My wife and her parents love it. There are some good quotes and references but overall it's too boring and weird to actually sit down and watch an entire episode.

 

Nah, Amazon has a Bob Ross Channel now, 24/7 nothing but Bob.

 

Barney was not a purple butt plug appearing object that was named after the facial expression folks generally make when popping one in..

He (Barney) was simply a really stupid and annoying character that got popular because of his 'jingle'...

 

No cigarette, and certainly NEVER (under ANY circumstances) a button up short sleeve shirt..

 

I need to watch The Wire.

True Detective season 1 is the single greatest season of television ever made but I've heard The Wire is the best show overall.

 

How'z the rotation on shaving your legs/body????

Have you tried sugaring yet???

 

Yeah. It's embarrassing for humanity.

Ten or so years ago a woman threw herself in a dumpster in vail. Found with injuries and her hands ziptied behind her back. It came to light she did it to herself.

 

Almost forgot to ask @nobodyintexas if he sent in a couple of family moles to f with me yesterday. I literally had a table complain to me that we were allowing men and women to wear "ball caps" while dinning. The older woman kept saying. Ball caps are for playing ball games.

Just for clarity, the other patrons who were wearing the hats, were sitting on a patio. In the sun.

I politely told them if they didn't like people wearing hats outside in public that they could go back to their castle.

She scoffed at me.

I smiled and said in a very Carlin like voice. Have a nice day.

 

Yes!

 

TIL:
It's pronounced: a-CRAP-uh-vitch.
Not: akra-PO-vic

Most impressive thing from that video though:
He didn't loop it into oncoming traffic, take out any parked cars, or pedestrians.

You know, because....Mustang.