Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Yeah, lots of fat, divorced, 3 kid, newly bi/lesbian/insufferable and entitled Karens with one side of their head shaved and with the hog ring in their noses.

You can keep your "opportunities" somewhere else. We don't need activist here. We need good people who are looking to get shit for free.

 

I do not put cream in my salsas and hot sauces; it was simply a recommendation for the Frito Pie eatin' folks that need a way to enjoy the flavor of a good green salsa or hot sauce w/o burning the shit out of their delicate palets...


No different than me saying, 'Hey, I don't float down a river on an inflatable boat in a class 4 rapid, but I'm gonna suggest that you probably put a freakin' helmet on'...


PS>>> The ONLY thing that belongs on 'brussels' is bacon and a nice balsamic glaze...

 

Well I was gonna say some things about basically Thai 4/5 and habaneros for my liking. But then...

I found some similarly minded folks who summed it up already.

I know right.

 

If I was G-EZ, I'd be looking in Provo...

I drove through Provo once, and good lord the quality of eye candy there...

 

I hear you but I also don't believe that you're even over run yet.

 

Let's just agree that we aren't going to kill Larry's dream.

 

Go look up the 3 highest population cities in Wyoming. Guess what you'll find.

They're driving out the locals.

 

So, right in line w/this rant is what will soon be my new neighbor...


First and foremost we're happy that since some repairs and such were done to the roof during the inspection phase of their purchase, it would appear that they have no intention of building a second story, which keeps our ocean views intact...


However, when the wife was poking around the county website to see if we were going to end up w/an actual neighbor or a vacation rental property, she found that this new owner is some chick from CA who has apparently moved to OR because she wants to help improve the homeless situation here...


She's going to be pleasantly surprised the first time she decides to open her mouth about how awesome SHE is and what SHE has come here to accomplish... blah, blah, blah!!!! I'll be the first to ask her why she chose to purchase a property in an area zoned R1 (rural), when she could have been so much more effective in understanding the struggles and real life day to day challenges of the homeless population of Portland and some of these other large metro areas; hell Seattle would be even better suiting for thos aspirations...


Meanwhile, I do find it funny that people like this never live in the large cities or in the heart of the where these types of problems actually are... I told the wife, I was going to go have a little 'welcome home' style sign made up saying, 'Welcome to Martha's Vineyard' and attach that above her front door before she moved in.... Wife said no to that one though

 

Sorry for getting ahead of myself and making assumptions. I concede that you only suggested it because Pace seems to be the limit for some folks.

 

Apology accepted... now go sit in the corner and choke yourself for a full 3 minutes!!!!

 

Not to be a jerk here, but Beth Sutton is a pretty hot cougar from your State if you ask me.

 

Those f'kn lips....

 

I'm not leaning in...

 

That's only your cities. Wait to all the small towns aren't small anymore. Then you'll be over run.

 

You forgot "get off my lawn."

 

I'm almost leaning the other direction on this topic...

I mean if the small town has tourist destination qualities, then sure it'll hyper populate or become so expensive it'll push us fixed income folks out of contention.

However, I believe that what we'll see is hyper and even over populating large metro areas, and you'll have 'master planned communities' where folks are excepted to handle all requirements of their lives within their community 'sector'...

Those of us in the outskirts will lose the ability to maintain quality of life due to reduction or price of services and be forced back into larger cities to financially survive...

Then the small, what were once, pleasant towns will become giant pockets of wasteland...

 

I don't believe in warning or directing peoples' behavior... Let them make their choices and then watch them try to navigate the consequences

 

Maybe her solution is to move some homeless people into your neighbourhood.

 

Shit you may be right; she may be planning a homeless coup of the neighborhood and using it as homeless halfway house...

 

I have to say, somehow I didn't see this take out of left field coming. But I hope you're right. I'll hang out in the sticks and suffer.