Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

With the Engine Poll, not even one vote for a V6, makes sense. Someone else can do that.

 

Why do skeletons not fight each other???








They don't have the guts......

 

In the 90s I had to ride the maiden voyage on a chemical carrier. We didn't finish sea trials because of vibration issues. The owner had a cargo of sodium hydroxide scheduled that they wouldn't give up, life stops before cargo, direct quote.
We finished sea trials in the gulf of Mexico and pulled in to Lake Charles. That sodium hydroxide is some serious shit. And really dense. It had to be loaded into only half the tanks, and those only half full. It made a mess on the deck and I watched the crew cleaning with major PPE.
I had to finish the ride to Ponce PR. The program manager, who was a VP, was also riding. Of course we couldn't get flights home for several days. Had to stay in San Juan, in a luxury hotel, on per diem. Damn the luck.
You have a cool job, stay safe.

 

Do you get a lot of training in chemistry?

 

Time for some aftermarket performance rims made from unobtainium

 

welcome to the neighborhood

 

That sounds like it could have been fun! It is a nice job, some of the co-workers make it a pain in the arse, but most of them are good to work with! Sometimes the co-workers make the job more dangerous than it has to be. You be safe and be blessed yourself!

 

Maybe there’s a business niche opportunity here for someone. A driving and parking confidence class.

Or curb feelers. Problem solved!!!

 

You do realize you have a tiny bit of control now. Tiny and short lived.....ha

 

Hey T, would these work?

https://x.com/i/status/1678435564066942979

 

If you go to the last section on the pictures it shows 40 pieces, enough for all 4 wheels. Just to clarify, even though you said they're sold out.

 

It was fun, educational, professionally challenging and a boondoggle. The best of everything. Plus the during the one port call we managed to get many cases of beer onboard. And the cook said to get some crawfish, so we went to a crawfish restaurant and asked where to get some. We got written directions to some place in a bayou that was authentic. I was driving a rental sedan and opened the trunk for the guy to throw the sacks of crawfish in. He said something I couldn't understand then a friend said meant you'll ruin the car. I said it's a rental, fuck it.

 

There are no more secrets. Now that CO is overrun, ID, MT and WY are next.

 

Wait. You're telling me you can put cream in a hot sauce but no cheese on all kinds of shit like burgers, salads and Brussels?

The pedestal of hypocrisy that you stand upon, has quite a few cracks in it.

Because one thing I'm certain of is that no hot suace ever needed cream. Ever.

 

Not liking that. I’m still in denial

 

Northern Wisconsin, gotta stay ahead of the curve.

 

Already happening. Cheyenne and Laramie have already been poisoned by proximity. Casper sucks. Its not Wyoming people anymore. It's all the assholes who sold to leave Colorado and invaded, and they're trying to do the same bullshit here that ruined Colorado.

I'm looking forward to kicking the bucket and not having to see the decay of humanity for a whole lot longer. If I live to be 90 I'm gonna be pissed.

 

I don’t know man, there should be a lot of hot women moving up there. Some of them will probably be divorced, recently widowed, or already single. It’s wide open country, long winters, lonely ladies… seems like a land of opportunity.