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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like cheese on burgers?

  1. Yes, cheeseburgers are great

    34 vote(s)
    89.5%
  2. No, hamburgers only

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  1. Aug 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    True story.

    I worked on a gun range for a few years many moons ago. Every October we’d get a van full of foreign exchange students from the Univ of WA first thing on a Saturday morning. They’d point to the 44 mag in the cabinet, look at me and say “Dirty Harry”.

    I’d look at them and say “No”.


    Also a true story… one year one of those exchange students came into the range, rented a handgun, walked into the bathroom and self-deleted. He’d flunked out of college a year or two prior. Didn’t tell his parents and just spent the past fews years partying with his parents money. I was told they were on an airplane, coming to see his graduation.

    And that ladies and gentlemen is why solo people cannot rent guns anymore…
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Or could just not let people take them off the range? :notsure:
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    The 5 meter walk to the range from the gun counter passed the bathrooms. But dude would have just done the same thing in the bay.
     
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  4. Aug 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I am very much pro second amendment, and have been interacting with guns since I was quite young. I preface my statement with that because the one gun range that I went to was far too relaxed, and that's coming from someone who isn't a fan of rules/laws/regulations. They were so lackadaisical and there was/is such an opportunity for harm to selves and others. ( Also a little side note, went to my first and only gun range at the age of 29 but have been shooting since I was 8 so that gives you an idea of how different growing up in Northern Wisconsin is versus growing up in highly populated areas )
     
  5. Aug 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
    BlackNBlu

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    I suppose range owner could think if someone is that determined they'll just take themselves out right there on the lane with potential for harm to someone else as well.
    *edit*(Blue Thunder beat me to that thought.)
     
  6. Aug 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good thing he didn't rent a M60....
     
  7. Aug 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Just playing your literal card...:thumbsup:
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I love this line. Everyone loves to claim this and how they lost all their guns. I thinks it's a little too cliche to actually throw the scent off your trail. Because no one ever seems to mention of the tens of thousands of dollars in the boat itself.
     
  9. Aug 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
    BlackNBlu

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    My sailboat leaned over so far in a turn that all my guns slid off the deck into the ocean. But the boat is fine.
     
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  11. Aug 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I had to Google it, but had a feeling that's what it means...:eek2::cool:

    upload_2025-8-8_16-34-40.png
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Only time I've eaten a banana with a spoon is when I had banana slices in my honey nut cheerios. Tastes great, too.
     
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    Tater Kegs and jalapeño ranch
    IMG_1624.jpg
     
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    So, a tater keg is the adult version of a tater tot?
     
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    kinda
    Jalapeño, cheddar, bacon oversized tot
    So good :drool:
     
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    Shrimp, bacon, alfredo pizza
     
  18. Aug 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Not sure I'd like the crust that thin, and I've never tried shrimp on a pizza. Being an alfredo pizza I can see it being pretty dang good!
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Oh yeah. Too many vehicle changes in here for me to keep up with, ha
     
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    <3
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That's great news! She's a doll.
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    So glad I got the frack out of the front range here. IE....Denver Metro et al.

    Nothing but another blue sky day here in Alamosa!

    20250808_165725.jpg
     
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    No it doesn't.



    Yes please.



    Shrimp does not belong on a pizza. In fact, shrimp isn't even a food, it is bait.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I do it with my morning oatmeal as i mix it in
     
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    The outfit that makes those is only 20 minutes from me!
    But it looks like they don't sell retail, direct to consumer. :(
    Cuz I sure as hell would consume some.
    Maybe it's better that they don't.
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Nice! Glad she's doing well!
     
  27. Aug 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Try Special K cereal/cream with a runny poached egg on top, with a bit of Karo Syrup on top of it. My grandfather's go to breakfast for prolly 60+ years. Heh.
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Yes, the only cereal I eat is honey nut cheerios, and with banana slices. I don't really eat oatmeal, but it's worth a try.
     
  29. Aug 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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    I know nothing. Can you share with me the statistics on stopping power of each?
     
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    GODZILLA

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    "Stopping power" is an imaginary thing. 22s have killed grizzlies and people have shrugged off way bigger rounds.
     
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