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Right? I don't think I've ordered a regular burger in over a decade. ALWAYS a cheeseburger.

 

Come to Boston

 

Elvis used to eat pb on his burger. It's pretty damn tasty. Don't knock it til you try it.

 

How old was he when he died?

Pretty sure that was God saying "Don't violate your burger with PB, you heathen" or something like that.

 

From peanut butter burgers? Or all the pills he was known to gobble? Not sure his exact age without google but I know he was young, like mid 40's?

 

I didn't even know they came without cheese.

 

Keith Richards.

Your pills argument is null.

 

Burger
Cheddar
Bun
Peanut Butter

I challenge everyone who says no to try it. It will blow your mind.

 

y'all don't even know/care what cheese is on the damn burger.

it's just habit.

not preference.

 

Outlier in the bell curve. He can't be counted as evidence.

 

Kinda like kissing a wife goodnight.

habit or want?

 

Most cheese is amazing, so no not really

 

Keith Richard's was also a herion and cocaine user. Neither are manufactured by a pharmaceutical company. This data tells us that street drugs are much more safe than the gov backed options.

 

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Not true.

My preference for cheeseburgers probably stems from the fact that I don't like lots of the other stuff people put on burgers. I can't stand pickles on anything, and raw onions can phuck right off.

Very few condiments, either. Prefer just burger, cheese, lettuce, tomato. Bacon is also acceptable.


A "western" burger with onion rings and BBQ sauce or a guac' burger are fine as well.

 

Cheese on a burger: YES. All the time, every time, don't care what kind. (Mostly.)
PB on a burger: Not happening.

The example of Elvis liking PB on his burgers is moot when you consider he died on the toilet (probably from too much PB) at the age of 42.

 

This is just flat out wrong.
I'm good with the rest of it though.

 

fast food cheese is plain ass nasty.

nasty ass non-cheese nasty crap.


I'll take my burger - bun, burger, bacon, bun.

double meat please.

easy peasy.

 

Who said anything about fast food?

This is just about cheese on burgers.

 

Also, TWSS... cuz she's a whore.

 

and.....


as of late


I prefer a thinner patty.


2 of them.


smashburger, if you will.

 

Cooke the onions and I'm on board. Raw is a texture thing mostly, but I don't like the weird acidic burn that they have either.

 

Peanut butter lubes your stool. A lot of the prescription drugs he was on, are known to constipate it. I'm pretty sure he wasn't eating peanut butter burgers multiple times a day but I can't say for sure because he was a heifer when he croaked. What we do know is that toxicology reports found 14 different substances in his system and he had fecal matter in his colon up to five months old. I'm not following the logic that because he was known to like PB on a burger every now and again, that was why he couldn't poop and it likely caused his cardiac arrest.

 

You know way more about Elvis' shit than I ever want to. Just saying.

 

Burgers and peanut butter are a Venn diagram that does not touch.

 

Mmm, cheese on burgers. That reminds me…

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This one time I ordered a triple baconator at Wendy’s and managed to get a quintuple

 

And now you do as well.

 

Dammit. You just sent coffee through my nose.

1111 internet credits awarded.

 

Nope. Not listening.

 

So we do agree that being full of shit could be life threatening?