Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

I'll second the PB & pickle sammy.


For those who dare.

Peanut butter mayo and cheese sammich. It's trailer park goodness.

 

Bingo.

 

@triplec has it saved to his hard drive so it should be coming up again soon.

 

Speaking of trailer park cheese... let me try my hand at some of this stupid joke crap you fools pull

Mom asks kid what he wants for dinner

Kid says, "mac n cheese"

Mom says, "we don't have any cheese"

Kid says, "hang on a minute I'll be right back", and he takes off and mom sees him run out the house and down the street

Kid comes running back into the house, completely out of breath, and hands mom a giant block of cheese!

Mom says, "well thank you for grabbing this for the family, but what kind of cheese is it? I don't see any labels on it"...

Kid says, "I think it's nacho cheese"

Mom says, "why do you think it's nacho cheese"

Kid says, "When I swiped it off the counter and ran out the store, the dude behind the counter came running after me yelling, 'That's not yo cheese, That's not yo cheese'"

 

Exactly. With Toyota's rep for soft paint, the only things touching mine in a wash bay are jets of water.
Never let the scratchy squids attack your paint!

 

I have that same hardware organizer X3.
Can't tell you how many times I've been able to save myself a trip to the hardware store for some oddball shit I put in there a decade earlier.

 

this

I have an entire cabinet of bullshit parts/screws/bolts washers.



latest win:

I installed the new TV in the garage

the bracket needed longer screws to attach to this tv

I dug to the bottom of my pile of shit & BAM....I saved the screw pack from the last 3 tv's I installed.

 

So I gotta ask the group:
Did any of y'alls mommas make you breast milk ice-cream?
Because mine did not and I feel like I've missed out.

 

I wasn’t sure if this product was a sign that we’ve reached peak capitalism, or peak News Reporting… probably both, but I was a little disturbed by this product either way.

 

What he said.

 

new garage TV:

Samsung $300 50"

this was the 1st TV that I've installed that was 100% by the app.

I scanned a QR code & bam...it was ready.




We live in amazing times.

 

My fight against the Japanese Beetles continues, but I’m afraid I’m losing.

It might be time to cut all the grapes down since I’m getting rained on by 1000s of tiny beetle poops on my deck, every day. Perhaps they can be a protein shake, peak capitalism is calling.

It’s a shame because the vines are old and really sculptural. I might need to make a basket or two, or a table.

 

I've never dealt w/those little shits, but apparently, they are serious enough of an invasive species that here in the NW we are supposed to make notifications if they are encountered...

Anyhow, when I had kennels back in vegas, flys during the summer were a problem until someone turned me on to a company called Arbico Organics... I called these folks and it was suggested that, based on my region, a product called 'fly predators' would be my best bet. They ended up shipping out a 'series' bags of these tiny creatures that I allowed to mature for a few days and then release into the environment (near the kennels), and I'll be damned if they didn't all but completely eliminate my fly problem (with no sprays or chemicals). It was kinda crazy...

We found a decent 'cycle' (not that kind of cycle @T-Rex266 ) that required a purchase/shipment of these little things a few times throughout the year, and bam no more fly problems

It may be worth looking into, if it keeps you from having to get rid of your vines!!!! The below link is just a quick search on their site for Japanese beetles...

https://www.arbico-organics.com/category/japanese-beetles-control

 

This. I've been riding mountain bikes since 1989 and am very active with all things mountain biking and have never even thought about shaving my legs. I know no one that does this. Unless you're a road biker.

 

TV mounting screws/bolts have their own drawer..



And then there is this 2 sided thing.



And this I inherited when my FIL passed..
It's a last resort when all else fails.

 

I'm gonna belabor this for a tad-


men shaving legs to bike?

really?

and wear all that ballerina looking garb, as well?

for what?

to make riding a bike easier?

how easy do you want it to be?


how many people are good enough that shaved legs mattered? <.0001% me thinks.


I think it's just gaydar.

 

see...that's just awesome.

 

Not to nit pick, but I'm gonna nit pick.

This symbol > is the greater than symbol. I think you meant to use the less than one that looks like this <.

 

duly noted & corrected.

 

Thanks for this link!!!

 

Also, try PB on a cheeseburger. Freaking amazing.

 

I'll continue the belaboring with my thoughts on the subject.

Disclaimer: I'm not a road biker in the slightest and have no idea what I'm talking about.

Once upon a time, some Tour de France level road bikers determined they could shave (see what I did there?) .03 milliseconds from their times and increase speed by .0054 mph by removing all of the un-aerodynamic leg hair that was slowing them down.

The practice quickly spread amongst all the elite level riders because, FOMO.

It then ultimately trickled down to all road bikers regardless of skill level because, the cool fast guys do it.

Same thing with the "ballerina garb."

 

Seems like <0.001% of people get that right.

 

But, like he said, does it actually matter for the people it trickled down to?

 

agreed....

but None...I repeat NONE of the bikers I see are of competitive (Tour De France) caliber.

they just want to dress up....thinking it makes them "better".

and each and every one of them is skinny and feminine

they should stop riding a bike and go to the gym.

the amount of cortisol they dump into their body makes them look like girls.


and!...sitting on your taint for 2 hours ain't good.

 

Only if you wanna be cool like the fast guys I guess.

 

agreed.

don't be good.

just look good.


and when they ride in a pack...IN TRAFFIC...is retarded.

grown ass men - supporting families - are risking their lives.....FOR A BIKE RIDE.


riding near traffic is the worst place to ride.
fumes
safety