Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

I'll find my way back there, it's just not the time right now.

 

Wife and I have the night to ourselves, it’s her fault that we went here.

 

We're going to do something tomorrow that we haven't done in decades, see a movie in a theater.
It's a much different experience. I had to get tickets online, and now they're on my phone. To quote John Prine, "it's a big old goofy world", I don't like it.
Anyway, going to see the new Naked Gun. I read a review in the newspaper, it was actually made of paper, that said it's as good as the original.
Wish me luck. It is a Cinema Cafe, so they have beer.

 

This Sydney girl faux outrage thing is crazy because of the times we live in but hear me out. She actually lubed the oil filter O-ring exactly like you should before installing, I'm in love und unashamed.

https://x.com/i/status/1952090720132792770

 

I'm still lost how Toyota made the 3rd gen Tundra so ugly and then birthed that stunning Sequoia.

 

I enjoy theaters much more now than years ago. Order tickets for the time/show you want, reserve your seat (which recline). I'll happily pay twice as much for that...

Then again, I see maybe 2-3 movies a year

 

That's just for you right? RIGHT?!

 

No pics but we also ate sushi tonight. I drank some beer for @Azblue knowing he hates brain food.

 

We’re sharing it, but that includes the parasites. It’s like old school Ozempic.

 

'Checking the gap'...

 

Yeah, After I posted it, I did think it might be in bad taste.

 

You like her more and more now, don't ya??

 

I think you meant genes...
Either way, nice double!!!

 

It does, but we've got some slow ones in this thread, so I try to help out where I can...

 

I think I do.

 

The "loonie left" is going to really, really hate her now. Nazi's had guns.

 

Went to see it yesterday. We a have a theater here. Never very busy because I always go to the 11:15 matinee most of the time. If I go on Tuesday it's only $5!

 

PSA #???


I wanted to take a moment to thank you all leg-shaving, BudLight-drinking, Target-shopping fools up in this thread


It's our time!!!!

 

I did my sidewalk, driveway, and patios a couple of years ago. It was like when Homer Simpson shaves..

https://youtu.be/0gIhaXYAOAQ

 

Go get it sister!

 

Just saw the new pole, definite no from me, dawg. I raced XC MTB in high school and had buddies that shaved their legs, I just couldn't get myself to do it.

 

So at least in one video, she works on cars.
She is so much hotter to me now.

AND I just saw the gun shooting video.
Yep, I think I love her too.

 

I gotta wonder if they limited their market share by making them all Hybrids.
Could have dropped the price ~$5K+ and sold a bunch more.