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What do call a funny mountain?



Hillarious

 

Well about shaving legs…

Spoiler: Shocking spoiler alert

Yes, sometimes.

Depends on a few things. Some men need to do it. Some don’t do it but probably should, tame the forest to let the sun in; blinding white and ultra hairy legs might not extend the family lineage; some take it too far like road cyclists or… whatever.

 

Well, I bet that just takes the air out of your sails.

Combat just seems like the better choice.

 

85% chance you'll catch a ban from @Azblue for this hot take.

 

I only have a lot of hair left on 1/3 of my legs, the rest has mysteriously disappeared, so I do some pruning, but not shaving.

Otherwise it looks like a leg combover.

 

I'm a gorilla from the eyebrows on down. Hair just about everywhere it's not wanted except for my head. The ironies of life are not lost on me...

 

FIFY

 

Speaking of pruning, might need to get the machete out. I’m pinstriping the lawnmower at this point.

 

I just bought a 50" ONN Ruko for my garage, so far so good.
Although I did end up getting a wifi extender for it..

 

I’m gonna check that brand out

I learned my lesson buying the cheapest shit

 

God Bless you for running a gas mower.

 

Looks like my Honda. Those mowers are strong.

 

I've still got a gas fleet, too much property for battery bullshit.

Taking a break as we speak from the Husq weed-wacker

 

I’ve had 3

1st one. 1998. Deck cracked when I hit a brick. I gave it to our whse maint guy. He fixed it. It still runs

2nd one. 2016 I thought it was broke when I hit a cypress root…nope just needed a new blade. I gave it to my old buddy. It still runs


3rd one. 2021. I still use it.

all of them start on the 1st pull


Let’s have a moment of silence for the cancellation of Honda mowers by the communist crowd

 

Yep, I'm on my second one only because someone gave me a newer model. Gifted the first to my son and he's still using it

 

Can not "like."

 

This herd has culture?
I mean, other than something like active yogurt cultures? (growing in nameless places) That I can believe.

 

So Honda lawnmowers are no longer a thing?
When did this nonsense happen?

 

Couple years back

no more gas mowers

now they make battery mowers that cost twice as much as the others

 

I’m in one of those perfect moments

it was damn hot

now a thunderstorm is passing and the cool down wind has knocked it down to 83 degrees

the girls are at a baby shower

my son is taking his 3rd part of the CPA exam

I already mowed

already worked out

and I am peaceful in the garage




It won’t last much longer

one of these damn family members will be along soon enough

 

Due to the recent advertising uproar at American Eagle

do they make denim cargo pants?

I’d do my part

 

this

I use one at the lake, cuz the lawn is the size of a postage stamp

 

Bought my Honda mower in 2016 when we built the house.
Plugs, oil and blades is all I've ever done. Runs like new!