Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

@j-utah was replying to me at the time, so 3rd gen was implied in the "we."

 

Army Green.
I should of bought @Blue Thunder truck from him.

 

Yeah that was a sweet truck, I saw his build thread. Has he always had the same username?

 

He was @GreenThunder for the AG

 

I've always like the white trucks best. Followed by black.

 

I'm guessing on top of someone's head


Buuuut, maybe that's a bit too obvious

 

How about an OG Viper alarm w/perimeter warning feature

https://youtu.be/R5sTsJIwQIM?t=192

This 8duece's guy may have been one of the original 'influencers'... OI for short!!!


Or, if you're looking for something a bit more spicy, this says it's for a Gen3 or something like that...

https://fithops.com/products/12-gau...HXPh7bRJpeEHoCqHuLozKHEqvaOaTxgRoCE8UQAvD_BwE

 

A dissertation on the shitty-ness of humanity:

my 90yr old Mom's A/C shit the bed. Compressor retired.

well, my sister called the folks that did her A/C...they came out in 20 minutes.

Quote = $23k 3.5 ton unit + the crap in the attic.

Sister calls me, on speaker phone, and tells me that #.....I said OUT LOUD....He's trying to fuck us over.

I am quite sure he heard me.


so I called my guy.....$10.5k....better system. more capacity.


That 1st dude was just trying to take advantage of my Mom & Sister because a MAN was not in the room.


Fuck those kinda people. I dread shitty humans.



I know times are tough...I get it....but that 1st dude lost about 10 customers when he did that.

 

then, last night, the bitch next door uses our driveway to turn around

few hours later...the lake house has a false alarm...cops come out.


and

I have to dun the slow pay fuckers on our A/R today.

being lathered up...I doubt the emails will have the same effervescent, glowing niceness as they usually do.




LOL.

life is good.

 

and to top it off...

It's apparent that the pneumatic thing that supports office chairs has a weight limit of about 250lbs.


clearly.

 

At least it's Friday!

 

Patience. We'll get there but we have to let the complaint process work out.

 

Your dog takes better pictures than you.

 

Lol

 

HBD, young man. Hopefully you get to go take some more wildlife pics. You're good at that.

And eat some ice cream, but not chocolate mint. You're too old for that.

 

Happy Birthday @LarryDangerfield . Don't get old like me and break yourself.

 

Happy Birthday @LarryDangerfield!

 

@LarryDangerfield - Celebrate well! Go say hi to someone at the bank.

 

Happy Birthday @LarryDangerfield

Hitting 30 can feel a bit traumatic for some but once you get over it, you realize you are still 12 years old deep down inside and life is pretty good...

 

Hit the grocery store this morning and saw a new to me flavor of Ghost.

I tend to like most peach flavored drinks and this one didn't disappoint. I think Peaches will replace Cherry Limeade as my favorite.

 

Truth. I hope that never goes away no matter how old I get.

 

On the way back from the store this morning, there was a gray squirrel in the center median of a 4 lane road. As I was approaching, it decided to bolt towards the car, I hit the brakes and swerved in an attempt to avoid it and hit it anyway. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw that it made it over to the sidewalk but looked hurt.

I don't like harming wild animals and I have been feeling like complete dogshit since then. Bastard had to choose me for his bonzai charge to commit seppuku...

 

I have to go into Walmart. Hopefully I don’t get shot or stabbed. Got my running shoes on

 

on a Friday?

that’s damn brave

 

I should of bought your truck. Damn you!

 

Guy at the front with a black vest says “asset protection”. Jesus. So much for the blue vest greeter retirement job idea.