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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Jul 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
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    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Thank you all! I will let yall know how it goes.
     
  3. Jul 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
    Azblue

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    Bought a UV flashlight during Prime day for scorpion sighting and read that they also work for those big ass tomato worms. Tried it out right now on vines on my porch. Lights the bastards up big time.



    IMG_20250721_200154.jpg
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :facepalm:

    No... then she's gonna think you and a bunch of pencil dicked friends wanna nail her...
     
  5. Jul 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Pizza pick up line is only for hot chicks...
     
  6. Jul 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Slim Jim’s are nasty. Real beef jerky or nothing
     
  7. Jul 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Again, she's gonna think you named your penis James :goingcrazy:
     
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  8. Jul 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Don’t hold back. Let’s see the nightmare fuel. Show us the scorpions!
     
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  10. Jul 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    this


    beef sticks are greasy, nasty muck.

    what is the casing on beef sticks?




    beef jerky is the way it should be.

    as it has been for millennia.



    the office got a smattering of these to try.

    all natural ingredients

    so far...tasty & delicious
    upload_2025-7-22_6-38-48.png

    favorite so far is 'Ancho Villa"

    upload_2025-7-22_6-41-23.png
     
  11. Jul 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
    BlackNBlu

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    @Azblue still "would" though, right?
    (Was waiting for it, and it never came....)
     
  12. Jul 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Actually, didn't find any in my backyard. I'm sure they're there, just didn't see any last night.



    Well, of course.
     
  13. Jul 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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    Backroadgee Well Known Member

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    SDHQ BAJA ADD PRO SKID PLATES
    Lmao
     
  14. Jul 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  15. Jul 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Definitely not what she said.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wow. Ozzy just died
     
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    whoaaa
     
  18. Jul 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    I knew it was coming, but I'm still a bit shocked by it all.
    I'm glad he got to do his last show a few weeks ago.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    "no more tears" anyone
     
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    this thread might be my saving grace for keeping faith in humanity. yall we're talking bugs, Ozzy, hyping up members for interviews, and providing moving advice. Love it all.

    the rest of the internet is pretty much f*cked.
    /end rant
     
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  21. Jul 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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    I need to get one then, those worms destroyed my plants last season.

    i got the sample pack for my bday and so far I am very impressed!
     
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  22. Jul 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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    I just listened to No More Tears and then Mama I'm Coming Home...
    Someone must have been cutting onions.. Geeze.
    This is kind of hitting me harder than I thought it would.
     
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  23. Jul 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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  24. Jul 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
    Azblue

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    Damn.
     
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  26. Jul 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I must say it's kind of poetic that he did a big farewell tour and then passed away. Seems a bit like he went out on his own terms.
     
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  27. Jul 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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    THIS. Exactly this. He even said in an interview leading up to the final show that if he died on stage he would be content.

    That show was his final chapter, and he wrote it.
     
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  28. Jul 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That would have been the most metal death ever.
     
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  29. Jul 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Ozzy burned his candle at 3 ends

    and still went out with blast

    gotta respect that

    his music is and will remain on my playlist
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    His stuff with Sabbath for sure.

    His solo stuff leaves something to be desired - the for me, anyway.
     

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