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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Jul 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I get so much enjoyment watching Manny get the crawdads. My left knee is killing me. I sit and watch. Old surgery. Football. 1970. Causing all sorts of pain now. Need to get that looked at it seems. At 69, The view is priceless....
     
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  2. Jul 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    today was interesting... worked on the boat some, found a couple issues I need to resolve, but also some things worked out great... but between the 3-10 trips between the storage and the barn./.. I picked up roughly 25 ticks....

    I hate those little bastards...
     
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  3. Jul 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Ticks suck. How do you get them off?
     
  4. Jul 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    These were all nymphs so I just scraped them off. normally I use a tick puller for the larger ones... these pricks today were much more annoying.
     
  5. Jul 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    65 hour week is done, I'm tired.
    20250720_205002.jpg
     
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  6. Jul 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    2 weeks of vacation - 202 unread emails when I got back.

    85 once I declined the meeting invites and deleted all the junk.
     
  7. Jul 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    kirkb

    kirkb Lurking Member

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    Consider yourself lucky with only 202. When I was still working, I'd be in the thousands after being away for 2 weeks. It would take a full day just to wade through all the bs and get my inbox back down to a usable level.


    F that crap.
     
  8. Jul 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That's how it is for the wife when she takes time off, 75% of them don't even apply to her.
    She usually goes through them on Sunday before returning to work.
    She charges them for the time spent doing it.
     
  9. Jul 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
    kirkb

    kirkb Lurking Member

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    Yep same here. Huge majority not directly applicable to me. Distribution lists embedded in other distribution lists. Completely out of control.
     
  10. Jul 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    stories like this remind of when Blackberries came out.

    I watched a well run business deteriorate into a micro-managed shithole....in real time.

    only took about 6 months.
     
  11. Jul 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    times must be tough.

    my racoons are back....in force.

    I must be livin' right.


    upload_2025-7-21_9-58-18.png
     
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  12. Jul 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Oof. I get somewhere between 20 and 80 emails per day. It’s nuts how much noise they create.

    I am taking almost 4 weeks off next month… wonder if I can just turn my Inbox off and let everything bounce
     
  13. Jul 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  14. Jul 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    FIFY
     
  15. Jul 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    Only edible if it is melted.
     
  16. Jul 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    It is a proven fact that your food and beverage choices are horrible and of no value to us.
     
  17. Jul 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    That goes both ways pal! Liking slim jims and well done steaks!!!!
     
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  18. Jul 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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  19. Jul 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    And Miller Lite
     
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  20. Jul 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Everybody likes Slim Jims
     
  21. Jul 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    meh...
     
  22. Jul 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    If I'm eating pocket meat, it's definitely not a slim jim.
     
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  23. Jul 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    That's a new one for me, pocket meat.
     
  24. Jul 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I was about to say “like hell” and then realized I have maybe never had one.

    Hmm…
     
  25. Jul 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I say you should try one. Everyone should try the greasy nastiness that is a Slim Jim at least once.
     
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  26. Jul 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I agree. When we road trip I usually grab some jerky for road food so a SJ will be appropriate
     
  27. Jul 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, I can't eat then anymore.

    Once you pinch them and watch the grease ooze out.. it's a wrap.
    :puke:

    Much better options out there these days, time for @Azblue to evolve :boink:
     
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  28. Jul 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    “The hunting wives” on Netflix. Gents…just watch like the first five mins of it. Trust me you’ll enjoy a certain part.

    edit: don’t watch with kids tho
     
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  29. Jul 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
    SAGE63

    SAGE63 Wannabe Go Fast Overlander Small Rock Crawler

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  30. Jul 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
    SAGE63

    SAGE63 Wannabe Go Fast Overlander Small Rock Crawler

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    Package recieved today....

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    That Shirt is so soft and comfy...
     
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