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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

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    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Jul 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    :fingerscrossed:
     
  2. Jul 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Sure, it always works that way. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Jul 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Yeah! Just like laws against stealing. Nobody steals because it's illegal to steal!
     
  4. Jul 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    So far this place is OK.
    IMG_6886.jpg IMG_6887.jpg IMG_6888.jpg
     
  5. Jul 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    It sounds kind of like the Rainforest Cafe or the Magic Time Machine. Plenty of distractions to turn your attention away from the fact that you're paying 4 times too much for their shitty food.
     
  6. Jul 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
    Azblue

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    Yes, but this place also seems to have dudes in tight shorts jumping off shit.

    If I'm going to overpay for shitty food with a view, I'll go to Hooters.
     
  7. Jul 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  8. Jul 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
    Azblue

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  9. Jul 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Casa Bonita is known for horrible food, but decent entertainment. Literally nobody goes there just for the food. I have no desire to go there. I hate Lakewood/hood in general but it’s a popular place.
     
  10. Jul 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
    T-Rex266

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  11. Jul 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
    j-utah

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    My wife got us VIP seats and she does seem to like the cliff divers. :(
    IMG_6897.jpg
     
  12. Jul 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Kinda looks like he matrixed the prostate out of a bunch of guys. :)
     
  13. Jul 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  14. Jul 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :eek: Way too many dude pics up in here..
     
  15. Jul 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    No doubt lol
     
  16. Jul 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Where is that?
     
  17. Jul 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  18. Jul 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Happy wife, well you know..
    Get her juiced up and maybe she'll take advantage of you later...:eek2::cool::thumbsup:
     
  19. Jul 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Rhinelander
     
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  20. Jul 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Glad you're having an ok time.
    How's your daughter liking it? I have great memories as kid going there
     
  21. Jul 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    Best friend asked me to head into SF with him. I figured what the hell, I haven't gone anywhere in what feels like forever.



    Was cold, wet and gloomy. Your typical summer day in San Francisco. We hit a couple of stores and while I waited for him to buy whatever he was getting, I was struck by the passage of time. I realized the last time I had set foot in San Francisco was back in January 2017 when I flew in to interview for an accounting manager job, which I ended up accepting. Even then I was just passing through.

    What struck me more than anything was that we never really know the last time we do something in life. I realized that this may very well have been the last time in my life I ever set foot in or pass through San Francisco and it made me a little sad.

    That thought more than anything made me realize how short life really is and how caught up we are in things that don't matter but take up so much of our thoughts and mental energy.

    I was hoping to get a better picture of bridge and you used to be able to take the final exit on the Marin County side and stop off on a small outlook that would give you the perfect shot of it. Unfortunately the road was blocked off and is now only accessible via bicycle. Such a California thing...
     
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    Last time I was in SF was 2016/2017. Downtown. That 7 story mall was one of my clients. Never again. Never. Ever. Again. Fuck that city.
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    USE to have horrible food. The SP owners hired an executive chef. Totally new updated edible menu. Use to have one bar. Several bars now. You are encouraged to walk around with your drinks. It's not the same. They spent over $40 million in upgrades with their own money!
     
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  24. Jul 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    There are a lot of reasons to hate San Francisco. I have certainly been vocal of my disdain of the place. Despite all of that, I have to admit to also loving the City, if for no other reason than the nostalgia it holds for me. More than anything, seeing it and being there, experiencing things I had done so many times before and knowing this was the last time was a real "momento mori" for me.

    I can't shake the thought that we never realize the last time we do something in life. Maybe we should, so that we appreciate it more, warts and all...
     
  25. Jul 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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    I have never been to SF and I intend to keep it that way.
     
  26. Jul 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    They have female cliff divers too BTW...ha
     
  27. Jul 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
    Azblue

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    Then why didn't @j-utah post those instead of the dudes? :monocle:
     
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  28. Jul 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Excellent question!
     
  29. Jul 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I have always benefited from my wife getting to look at hot bods. No shame in that!
     
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  30. Jul 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
    Azblue

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    I get that, and am fine with it. But where is the benefit to us by only posting the dudes here? Pleasing your wife is very important, but so is pleasing your internet truck friends.
     

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