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Never going to happen. Big corn would never let that happen

 

Its better than Diet Coke, but original Coke is still the best. Just can't drink too much otherwise I'm gonna end up getting the diabeetus.

 

Big sugar would like to have a word with them.

 

Pretty sure they’re in cahoots together

 

I love corn farmers, we all should, but they've already fucked up our gas. Maybe they should give us this little win and call it even.

 

Ain't this the truth. Most of them don't even give a shit to be a good human in public.

 

The “death clock” app says I will live to 89

huh

if I straighten up and fly better

I live to 91


I’m 57 now


Anybody got a higher number?

I bet some of you should have died last decade

 

Corn in gas is communist EPA crap

the farmers are just doing whatever makes them able to make the mortgage

 

Blue Hawaiian

Not terrible

 

WTF is the death clock app????



and WhyTF would anyone put it on their phone????



... and WhyTF would anyone trust what their phone tells them????


PS>>> either way, 90 is a good run

 

It’s a new AI related bullshit gadget that does something

I tried it, then deleted

 

Very

very

nice spacing

 

But, it's now in you forever...

 

PS>>> Took 3 tries to get it right though