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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    6 vote(s)
    18.8%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    18.8%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    31.3%
  1. Jul 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    Nobody gives a shit about that. :laugh:
     
  2. Jul 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
    Outbound

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    The insurance company might. Lol.
     
  3. Jul 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You a sparky too?
    3' clear in front of a panel is code. :evil:
     
  4. Jul 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    1 meter here, or roughly 2 AR-15s tip to butt.
     
  5. Jul 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Replacing a couple shower heads

    I get joy out of taking out the communist water saving device

    I don’t need a sprinkle

    I need bidet strength
     
  6. Jul 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I'm going with mom?, she's definitely giving off freak in the sheets vibes while daughter? reminds me too much of Snooki.
    She does accessorize well though.
     
  7. Jul 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That spoiler looks like a kid trying to grow a beard and only getting the chin patch.

     
  8. Jul 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
    Beach Toy

    Beach Toy New Member

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    Here it's 36" clearance from panels, so yeah, I'd say that's an issue.
     
  9. Jul 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Figured I'd try one out :D
     
  10. Jul 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What did you get?
    I could use a new one
     
  11. Jul 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Home Depot

    delta

    magnet mount
     
  12. Jul 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ya. 36” I think from panels, no?
     
  13. Jul 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Damn I was right. I used to have do a lot of store inspections back in the day for fire codes
     
  14. Jul 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Wanted to go out and ride today. Hit the store to get our daughter her Mr Beast candy bar she likes, and stoped by her employer to drop it off for her and get a small coffee

    IMG_1229.jpg
     
  15. Jul 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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    I can totally see that but my first thought was WTH is up with that 2-stage FuManchu grille?

    It's like the designers started by saying "we'll make it look like the 3rd Gen Tundra only cut down a bit."
    But then, "It needs to be more aggressive! We'll make a second level grille, even bigger, and more in your face!"
    "Yes, yes!" *Nods of approval all around*
     
  16. Jul 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
    Mdnitedrftr

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    Yes sir.

    Fi-M-Top10-Funny-Electrocution-Scenes-480p30.jpg
     
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  18. Jul 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
    SAGE63

    SAGE63 Wannabe Go Fast Overlander Small Rock Crawler

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    the magnets... lost me there
     
  19. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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    I am excited to get the pics from my wife... rode around with my son in my lap on the tractor today. It was his first day walking around the yard on his own.... damn... some tears may have been shed...
     
  20. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
    Florida AF

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    side note, ordered some new decals for the business and also designed some "thank you" business cards to drop in. trying to be productive every time little man is down or paying quietly.... today was a good day.
     
  21. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Oh, I definitely understand the whole, 'where TF is he going w/that idea' ... :notsure:


    But, I've come to realize every time he posts something I've got to break out the decoder ring to figure out WTF he's trying to convey :evil:
     
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  22. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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  23. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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    LMAO
     
  24. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
    NWPirate

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    :cheers:
     
  25. Jul 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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    Had my first Mexican Coke today, always thought they were a regional thing and not available to us Yanks this far away, but we have them here too it seems. :confused: Don't really drink lots of Sodi pop, but this is how Coke tasted when I was a kid with the pure sugar cane and not that crap corn syrup shit that was forced upon us by the evildoers. :)

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  26. Jul 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
    Mdnitedrftr

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    Word on the street is that they are going back to cane sugar. My Jack & Cokes would basically be a health drink at that point.
     
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    I heard that rumor too, seems someone asked them to do it. :boink: Hope its true. :stirthepot:
     
  28. Jul 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I was going to ask @TILLY if he planned on enjoying his coke 'neat' or over ice this evening ;)
     
  29. Jul 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I use Coke Zero. It's more betterer.
     
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  30. Jul 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No
     
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