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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    24.1%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. Jul 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ya take it and be done. Start a side gig doing something
     
  2. Jul 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Maybe..
    LowLife Sugar Services
    "Now only accepting Milfs"

    :monocle:
     
  3. Jul 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
    Sirfive

    Sirfive Socially feral

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    why what? There was alot to unpack there.
    The extra reverse lights? Cause i cant see through my side mirrors. Haterade for the medical industry because insurance and medicare or medicade is difficult on purpose. Not gonna waste my time or money.
     
  4. Jul 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I think something fell off of your truck. Was the bumper held on with magnets?
     
  5. Jul 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    I think this qualifies as harassing staff. Probably should perma ban.
     
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  6. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sneezing with your eyes held open will result in your eyeballs popping out...

    Myth or Fact???

    :popcorn:
     
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  7. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :yes:
     
  8. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Mafia in disguise....

    Good luck on the process. I'm guessing they'll get to you, most that aren't prepared for it won't take the buyout. These days 70-100k won't sustain someone very long, and unless they are already in a position to retire (home paid off, low unsecured debt, etc.), my experience has been they'll pass hoping to get a better offer.

    Either way, it benefits the company to give you a buyout and stop paying your entire benefit package, so employers will often extend the offers beyond the original parameters and opt to hiring more new employees at reduced rates, benefits, and retirement packages...
     
  9. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:
     
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  10. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Do you really have to ask??
     
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  11. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Look at you just selling off my francishes...


    I'll give $1.5k for ever $150,000k franchise I secure :thumbsup:


    Don't forget, we don't believe in oversaturating a market, so be wary of your sales :evil:
     
  12. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  13. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :D :fistbump:
     
  14. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I like that..:cool:

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Jul 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Maybe take some detailing lessons from you..
    I'd be good at that with my borderline OCD..:eek2::cool:
     
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  16. Jul 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Dibs on the one in the white shirt
     
  17. Jul 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :fistbump:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    As y'all know, I'm not that picky. Either is fine with me.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Can we mix-n-match?
     
  20. Jul 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    :yes:
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Excellent! Good luck!
     
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  22. Jul 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. She asked, "Where?" I said, "No, regular."
     
  23. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'm in agreement with everyone else. If you are already in a good position to retire then take the extra and enjoy it. 39 years is a helluva run. Good luck in being selected.
     
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  24. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Thank you!

    Oh I can only imagine!!! And thank you!

    WFH, so it will be my wife lol!

    Thank you!
     
  25. Jul 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    For those of you who are into boxing, today we have:

    Usyk vs Dubois 2 - undercard starts at 9:30 am PST, main event is at around 2 pm PST.

    Winner will be the undisputed heavyweight champion. Undercard looks uninteresting but you could get some good fights out of it. Main event should be good. Usyk knocked out Dubois in the last fight between them in the 9th round.

    If this is your thing, find your local sports bar, order from PPV or watch by other means...:spy:
     
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  26. Jul 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Life long golfer here, definitely invest in some lessons while you’re learning. Improper posture while swinging can have some pretty adverse side effects on your back muscles. Certainly not as much as packing elk quarters, but it can still be a pain.
     
  27. Jul 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    Same. Started back when I blew a disc out in my back. I physically could not stand long enough to pee, so sitting was the only way. As I get older sitting helps relax all those muscles down there and lets me empty my bladder better. Probably TMI. :laugh:

    Thats only at home though. Public bathrooms I'm still standing.
     
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    Azblue

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    :annoyed: :frusty:
     
  29. Jul 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    Just a friendly PSA...and I'm sure most of you already understand this, but if you are having a trades person come to your house/shop/etc., make sure to clear out the area they're going to need to work in.

    Customer had me over to install some new circuits for a home gym and of course this is what I find. This was a T&M job so it just added to their bill, but REALLY?! I sent this pic to my GC in case I got and flack about the bill.

    1000028951.jpg
     
  30. Jul 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Pretty sure storing shit there is against fire code too
     

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