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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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  1. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    a proper 3 point leans places the point of aim nearly directly below you.

    hence, it provides the added benefit of having to utilize minimal aiming brain power.
     
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  2. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    F'ck, I should've scrolled 2 more posts... oh well, not the first time, and certainly not the last!!!

    Anyhow, this guy get gets it :fistbump:



    PS>>> :rofl::rofl::rofl:Because it’s not a war zone, it has a night light
     
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  3. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I've never done it, but I'm doubting that 'flicking' will work... From my understanding 'sugaring' is kinda like waxing w/o the hot wax. So, the paste ends up being spread over a small area; you then pull in the direction of hair growth (or against it) I'm not really sure... but similar to waxing :thumbsup:

    You then roll and massage the sugar ball back into form and spread it across a small area of skin and go again... :D
     
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  4. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    upload_2025-7-18_8-20-21.png
     
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  5. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Not sure WTH you quoted me on that one... I'm ultra super diverse and really don't care how anyone pees or maintains the heath of their junk!

    I'm just here to give some really good (or maybe controversial advice) :D
     
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  6. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Still the potential for splashes in the dark there, at least with my equipment, in my dark bathroom at O-dark thirty.
    I suppose I could get away with it (standing) if the bathroom wasn't a war zone and had a night light. ;)

    There are other practical reasons for the occasional trip to a stall versus the urinal at work.
    You KNOW you gotta pee, but you're not so sure that burrito from last night is just producing excess gas, or potentially more.
    Sometimes "never trust a fart" is wisdom to live by.
     
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  7. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl::rofl:
    That's the face I made
     
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  8. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    This video should explain it....

    https://youtu.be/1QlSTUoLl2o


    PS>>> Pretty sure @T-Rex266 could use this technique for removing hair from his arms and chest for those impromtu poses: :muscleflexing:
     
  9. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
    nobodyintexas

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    now @Tripleconpanna is harassing us.

    I'd report....but the admin's are probably freaky too.
     
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  10. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    I just watched that video, and the uh 'flickin' as the other article spoke of is definitely more of an abrupt rip and pull... :devil:

    I wonder how much a sugaring technician makes... :monocle:


    That could be my new retirement gig!!!!
     
  11. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    you could make a killing in San Fran...or Eureka Springs....
     
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  12. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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    Kung [Insert Custom Title Here]

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    As an IT guy, I take my jeans and polo shirt and Docs seriously. ;) (They are clean and professional looking. Also - people understand it's tough to crawl around under desks and in ceilings with dress attire.)

    I dress up when I have to, but thank the good Lord I rarely have to :D
     
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  13. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    a killing in SF is barely gettin' by when it comes to housing... never heard of eureka springs

    do you think i can collect per diem if i travel to clients???
     
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  14. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I reckon you will succeed at whatever you set your mind to.


    we stumbled into Eureka spring by accident...we stayed at a friends house on Beaver lake.

    went to Eureka springs for dinner.

    I'll say this....it was like the time my wife and I went to the Barry Manilow concert.....



    admin:
    I promise....I'm not trying to get banned.

    @Tripleconpanna is luring me out of my cave.
     
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  15. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    It seems like a way to get paid to inflict prescribed intense pain on others, and then they come back. Win/win.
     
  16. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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    Now I need to know what goes on at Barry Manilow concerts.
    (Hopefully it gives me more reason to stay away.)
     
  17. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Beaver Lake, dinner with Barry. I’m thinking it’s a town of Swingers. :devil:
     
  18. Jul 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Beaver Lake...

    Plus Brazillian Sugaring...

    Plus Hot Canadian Swingers...

    @nobodyintexas

    If I don't make it back home, this is on you!!!!
     
  19. Jul 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    we are a culmination of our decisions

    upload_2025-7-18_9-7-5.png
     
  20. Jul 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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    Yes
     
  21. Jul 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    The thread could get worse...:eek2::cool:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Next poll topic no doubt.
     
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    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    I’ll set aside my sarcasm and tongue and cheek postings for what I’ve learned:

    1) 3 point stance, which I’ve done before but never called it that, is my go-to from here on out. It’s a mindset. I realize that now.

    2) I’m throwing away my ball cream.

    3) manscaping with an electric shaver/clipper guard is OK, pruning not removing. I’m not married to Barbie, and I’m not Ken.
     
  24. Jul 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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    Shave mindset 101: It's much easier to get a woman to suck on them if they aren't covered in hair.

    I may or may not have used this in conjunction with the pizza pickup line before...
     
  25. Jul 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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    That had been my original thought. But the risk/reward with this is for the younger generations IMO. Keeping things clear of the one-eyed monk is a reasonable goal.
     
  26. Jul 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Which takes us to the next debate: What is this song REALLY referring to????

    https://youtu.be/UfmkgQRmmeE
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Wize words.

    Man junk is gross, making it slightly less gross for the lady in your life is a no-brainer
     
  28. Jul 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    How can a beaver be hairy and bald at the same time?
     
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  30. Jul 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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