Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Unless you drive a 3rd Gen... then it does

 

Adjust your WDH, but w/o help for those springs, you'll always be saggin'...

RAS HD for the win

Installs in a couple of hours and will also help w/stabilization while cornering, etc...

 

wife: What the hell are you doing???


me: It's just like sex baby... It's all about finding a comfortable position, then go at it w/angles and inches

 

PS>>>

 

I'm refuse to participate in the Bidet poll since staff has refused to honor my poll request

 

We should just change it to a poll that asks if you pee standing or sitting...

 

How much?

 

I'm with a few of you;
If i don't piss in the shower, I sit to piss, only at home.. no shame, no man card denial.

I'm the only guy in the house. I'm 6'7", you do not want to see the piss splash zone of someone this tall.

And no, of course I don't wipe.

 

https://activesuspension.com/products/toyota-tundra-1999-2020-hd

There are counterfit parts out there, so I'd check w/the company about getting them to you or see if they have an Amazon, etc. Canadian vendor that's authentic... They are very responsive.

Normally, the price includes 2 day ground $589 here in the states, but I'm not sure about Canada...

but they do offer military/first responder discounts if that would apply to you...

Also, you can see what @memario1214 would be able to do for you. I know he's sold a few sets as well

 

@Cpl_Punishment

Looks like West Coast Off Roaders might be an authorized dealer on your side of the border....

West Coast Off-Roaders
104 Garden Avenue
North Vancouver BC BC V7P 3A4 Canada
Phone Number604-771-1252

Edit: Here's their official Canadian Distributor...

Canadian Distributors
Canada: Sundowner Truck Accessories
Phone: 800-268-2411 | Local: 519-695-2411
sundownertruckaccessories.com

Found that in their FAQs

 

It was funny, and you know it was funny.

 

Wow, lots of weird and sketchy vibes here recently about personal hygiene and preferred ways to urinate/defecate.

 

Thanks for the heads up on this!!!

I got it all mixed and sugared. Got the sugar all off after it dried. Man, I feel so much freer now!!!




You’ve got to try it! It didn’t even hurt, just a little tickle.

 

Actually used a bidet in the hotel I stayed at last week. Used them before and I just don’t get it. After a hot load a wash is nice, but it still makes a mess you have to clean up

 

Not me.

Also not me.

For further clarification I only sit to pee in my own house. Not ever in public because I'm not a retard. However, the real question here is for all you manley type big men that wake up in the middle of the night to blind themselves to pee? That's just dumb. Sitting requires no light, nor aiming. Not to mention light gives away your position. Every good combat vet knows this.

 

But, did you try to use it on your balls (junk)???



You: Man, it's all hot and muggy over here, but I don't feel like taking a shower right now...



Also you: I'm going to squat down on my bidet and wash my junk


Also, Also you: Wow, that was nice. I'm going to get up now, dry off and powder my junk before getting dressed and going out for the night

 

RAS HD is all that.

I put 800lbs of top soil<20 40lb bags of top soil>in the bed....I didn't even notice a skwat.

for the technical folks out there...the bags were loaded towards the rear of the truck.
so it kinda, sorta mimicked having 800lbs on the hitch.

 

add standing with 3 point lean.

 

Didn’t know I was going to battle the bidet in the middle of the night.
Thanks for the tip

 

I have my own bathroom next to my office. Because it’s not a war zone, it has a night light.

I too practice the 3 point lean, except I extend my arm with my hand against the wall. If I’m really tired my head rests against my extended arm.

It’s only when I’m really really tired that the aforementioned fails and my feet get wet because my eyes are closed, and I have to regroup.

If by some chance I get caught by guerrillas during all this, I’d rather be standing than sitting with my undies at my ankles.

 

the 3 point lean is high level evolution.

it allows you to shunt systems to maximize the process.

 

Damn I’m really off my game. The rare occasion I get up in the middle of the night to pee the last thing on my mind is a battle
My wife on the other hand gets up 2-3 times a night so no real need for me to be extra quiet or anything

 

The article says to "flick" the sugar off.

Say what??

How does this voodoo work?

 

OK, let me see if I have this right.
Some of you are putting sugar paste and powder on your junk while also giving some of us grief for occasionally popping a squat to pee.

 

But, here's the real question, FTTK...

Do you remain in more of an upright position w/your arm extended and your body upright with your head forward, or do you lean into it w/your head resting somewhere against your support arm (usually near your bicep or the crook of your elbow)????

 

speaking as someone who is above both of these afflictions....


this issue quite the conundrum for me as well.


it seems we have some folks in conflict with more than one internal issue.