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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%
  3. No

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    36.4%
  1. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Unless you drive a 3rd Gen... then it does :D

    :crapstorm:
     
  2. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Adjust your WDH, but w/o help for those springs, you'll always be saggin'...

    RAS HD for the win :muscleflexing:

    Installs in a couple of hours and will also help w/stabilization while cornering, etc...
     
  3. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :nuclear:

    :fistbump:


    wife: What the hell are you doing???


    me: It's just like sex baby... It's all about finding a comfortable position, then go at it w/angles and inches :D
     
  4. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:




    PS>>>

    :nuclear:
     
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  5. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm refuse to participate in the Bidet poll since staff has refused to honor my poll request :rant:
     
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  6. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Not refused, just ignored.
     
  7. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 0069...

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    We should just change it to a poll that asks if you pee standing or sitting...:plane:
     
  8. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    How much? :spending:
     
  9. Jul 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm with a few of you;
    If i don't piss in the shower, I sit to piss, only at home.. no shame, no man card denial.

    I'm the only guy in the house. I'm 6'7", you do not want to see the piss splash zone of someone this tall. :puke:

    And no, of course I don't wipe. :laugh:
     
  10. Jul 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    https://activesuspension.com/products/toyota-tundra-1999-2020-hd

    There are counterfit parts out there, so I'd check w/the company about getting them to you or see if they have an Amazon, etc. Canadian vendor that's authentic... They are very responsive.

    Normally, the price includes 2 day ground $589 here in the states, but I'm not sure about Canada...

    but they do offer military/first responder discounts if that would apply to you...

    Also, you can see what @memario1214 would be able to do for you. I know he's sold a few sets as well :thumbsup:
     
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  11. Jul 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @Cpl_Punishment

    Looks like West Coast Off Roaders might be an authorized dealer on your side of the border....

    West Coast Off-Roaders
    104 Garden Avenue
    North Vancouver BC BC V7P 3A4 Canada
    Phone Number604-771-1252

    Edit: Here's their official Canadian Distributor...

    Canadian Distributors
    Canada: Sundowner Truck Accessories
    Phone: 800-268-2411 | Local: 519-695-2411
    sundownertruckaccessories.com

    Found that in their FAQs
     
  12. Jul 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    It was funny, and you know it was funny.
     
  13. Jul 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Actually pretty decent

    IMG_1148.jpg
     
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    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    :rolleyes::facepalm:
     
  15. Jul 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Wow, lots of weird and sketchy vibes here recently about personal hygiene and preferred ways to urinate/defecate. :thumbsup:
     
  16. Jul 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah lost member

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    Thanks for the heads up on this!!! :fistbump:

    I got it all mixed and sugared. Got the sugar all off after it dried. Man, I feel so much freer now!!!

    :rocket:
    :wink::wink:

    You’ve got to try it! It didn’t even hurt, just a little tickle. :thumbsup:
     
  17. Jul 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Actually used a bidet in the hotel I stayed at last week. Used them before and I just don’t get it. After a hot load a wash is nice, but it still makes a mess you have to clean up
     
  18. Jul 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Not me.

    Also not me.

    For further clarification I only sit to pee in my own house. Not ever in public because I'm not a retard. However, the real question here is for all you manley type big men that wake up in the middle of the night to blind themselves to pee? That's just dumb. Sitting requires no light, nor aiming. Not to mention light gives away your position. Every good combat vet knows this.
     
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  19. Jul 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    But, did you try to use it on your ball (junk)???



    You: Man, it's all hot and muggy over here, but I don't feel like taking a shower right now...



    Also you: I'm going to squat down on my bidet and wash my junk :thumbsup:


    Also, Also you: Wow, that was nice. I'm going to get up now, dry off and powder my junk before getting dressed and going out for the night :bananadance:
     
  20. Jul 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    RAS HD is all that.

    I put 800lbs of top soil<20 40lb bags of top soil>in the bed....I didn't even notice a skwat.

    for the technical folks out there...the bags were loaded towards the rear of the truck.
    so it kinda, sorta mimicked having 800lbs on the hitch.
     
  21. Jul 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    add standing with 3 point lean.
     

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