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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    I had a Poo-Bah meeting with the associated prep.

    it went well.

    Now, I sit here doing next to nothing.


    I'm jealous of all those awesome photos y'all take of your home area.
    I get to see the sun rise over the industrial landscape of the Houston Ship Channel.


    My super duty, extra floaty, life jacket came in....and it FIT!
    heck, it even had an attached whistle. this alone, should guarantee a fun surfing trip.


    our White House trip, this Friday, got cancelled. no idea what that says about what's going on in DC.



    Leveling a lawn with one of these
    upload_2025-7-16_6-8-27.png
    is a young person's job.

    it works great, but....it's work.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    and yes... of course you need to be wearing it!!!!! :thumbsup:
     
  5. Jul 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Maybe.

    heading up to the lake this weekend.
     
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  6. Jul 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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    I might watch that! I bet being Balloon Boy was pretty rough for a while. I wonder if he hates his parents. Where is he now. What does he do for a living. How does he feel about balloons. I need answers!!!
     
  7. Jul 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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    I looked it up and Balloon Boy, Falcon Heene, lives in Florida. He owns and operates Craftsman Tiny Homes in Archer, Florida. His tiny homes sell for between $25,000 to $79,000.

    Four years after the hoax, Falcon and his brothers started a metal band called the Heene Boyz. They did a lot of Metallica covers, and some original stuff.

    The band’s first release single was titled “Balloon Boy, No Hoax.”
     
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    Im still curious about the Navy and Air Force pilots that have seen UFOs, and it’s still all a big mystery. Many of the encounters were in southern Wyoming, I believe.

    So I’m going to say (AKA speculate), that we own several classified badass experimental aircraft, and it’s not :alien:
     
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    One thing we know for sure is it's not Canada testing advanced aircraft.



    Canada Air Force.jpg
     
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    Estimating I have bagged about 500 Japanese Beatles so far. Guessing I’m half way to total victory.
    IMG_6864.jpg IMG_6865.jpg
     
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    Man, I remember it well. Was wild
     
  12. Jul 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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    Nobody still knows whether it was a hoax for fame, or in fact they truly believed he was inside. Dodging the VSA, and then the wife pretending there’s a language barrier (despite her degree in English) …has me skeptical
     
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    It looks like the parents both got pardoned a few years ago, but that was just at the state level. The dad had a felony, I don’t know if he still has a federal conviction.
     
  14. Jul 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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    Ya they did, but I’m still curious to the actual truth
     
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    They need to go on the polygraph show, like Gary Coleman’s wife did!
     
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    I bet Jon Bennett knows the truth.
     
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    I never like all the energy drinks yall choose. I'd try this one though.
     
  19. Jul 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Years ago when balloon boy came out, I was at a Dodgers game. The not so brilliant marketing scheme was to toss out thousands of quite large Balloon Boy inflated beach balls during the stretch. Needless to say......people bouncing them them back and forth. All over the whole stadium! Took awhile to get back to playing baseball. Heh
     
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    Meh
     
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    He never would.
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Was in such a hurry to eat it I couldn't even frame the picture properly lol. Azblue don't.

    20250716_143039~2.jpg
     
  23. Jul 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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    Don't what?
     
  25. Jul 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    You know
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    D. No, but I want to get one.
     
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  27. Jul 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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    Might need another choice on that poll.
     
  28. Jul 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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    Feel free to add whatever you think should be on there. I just don't want to see the words "well" and "done" without a bunch of words mixed in between
     
  29. Jul 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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    OK, neither of those words used.
     
  30. Jul 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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    You just wait
    I'm watching you....






    :D
     
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