Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Only 11 pages in a week? Y'all are slipping.

 

Spotted our wild salamander, still kicking for another summer.

 

That's awesome. It's like having a terrarium without the work. Plus, salamanders are awesome.

 

There no way gene is doing cartwheels. I just don't see it happening. Ever.

Edit: It appears I pulled a triplec.

 

Nice Camaro.

 

What Camaro?

 

Did you mean camel toe?

 

She needs to turn around for me to answer that.

 

I can see it in my minds eye. Approved.

 

Still approved.

 

I’m learning the story about the current status of the Dungeons and Dragons game world right now from my future son in law. Apparently Hasbrow has allowed this game to be open source for a long time, and now they are shutting that down, so content providers are rebranding their game content and now the go-to game source is called Daggerheart. Hasbro is playing hard ball and losing, and have roughed up some game dudes is the scuttlebut.

But either way I think the companies that make 12 sided dice are doing ok.

 

So today I took a couple of women fishing, and the hot one hooks into a fat brown trout. She fights it like she's auditioning for a fishing reality show, and finally, it’s almost in the boat—then it slips away. Classic.

I quickly grab her rig, and she looks at me with those adorable “what did I do wrong?” eyes. I take a peek and see the knot has pulled through, and I realize—yep, totally my fault.

As any good fishing guide would do, I nod sagely and say, “Well, you horsed it in when you should’ve let it run a bit.” Because, you know, I’m not about to admit I totally botched it with a bad knot, even if she’s not my wife I am not admitting fault. Nope, just a humble fishing sage, here to blame her for my mistakes.

 

It would be inappropriate to post a picture of someone else on the internet without their permission.

 

Not enough buddy. Code of honor and what not. I can’t even post good fish pics to social media without cropping faces. But she wore white legging and a pink thong today. I’d have flossed with that thong

 

If the picture is you posting about your guiding efforts and exemplfying how you were able to coach this adorable young creature to success as she was about to reel the little fishy in and sharing w/the world how they too can have such an experience, I'm not seeing a problem with it

Times like that are quite dynamic and it certainly isn't your fault the camera just happened to be zoomed in on her smokin' hot ass or incredibly overstuffed top half bursting out whatever was trying to hold it back during the fight

Besides, how are ethics the issue if you're not willing to tell that gorgeous creature that her loss is entirely your fault

 

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