Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Only missed 7 pages. I'll probably go back and skim to catch up but we had a great weekend on one of my all time favorites. Westwater Canyon.

 

You might need to put that pic in a spoiler so @LarryDangerfield doesn't get panicky.

 

You apparently haven't bowled much. Those pins have amazing balance, you can hit the pocket perfectly and watch the 6 or 9 pin teeter and refuse to fall. They wobble, but they won't fall down.

 

+10 points today for anyone that played w/a weeble wobble growing up

https://youtu.be/qq0OQBdIhsc?t=3

 

Hope they go smooth!

Heading down to UT to play in that traffic?

 

I think we had the later version than what's in the video, but definitely had them.

 

Fuck no. I'm staying home if I can manage it.


Before the weekend I might make a day trip to visit my buddy who has huntington's. Got him a shirt from Angry Cops and haven't seen him for a while. Probably see if I can take him and his wife out to dinner if I make it down there. Not sure what their schedule looks like. They've been having a rough time with some of his older kids stirring up the ones still at home to be problematic.

 

What are your plans for Independence Day?

 

Ha, you caught the reference. +20 for you.

 

Apparently I got enough only 7.4 to keep me from a 300 game. I'm convinced that the little bulb in their top is a brain that only wants to fuck up your game.

 

I appreciate my cousin (who sells beer) give me some beer for my bday, its not going to waste.

but you ale people are retarded. This shit sucks, and you should feel bad about it.


Sorry. I still mean it, but i dont really care what beer you enjoy. At least i now know what you’re willing to suffer through.

 

For sure!

 

How beer is made.

 

Sounds like a rough spot they're in, that's nice of you.

Staying away from people and fires

I think we're getting together with some family at my uncle's new property. Should be a good time

 

Mmm beer..

 

My hangover vomit tastes like screwdrivers after 15 shiners. My dog seems to like it.

 

One thing I didn't know is the degree of leaning.
Early on I was intimidated by one pin spares. I looked into it and found that a ball is 8.5 inches wide, the pin is 4 at the widest point. So that's 20 inches to knock down a single pin. It calmed me down and I didn't miss many one pin spares after that.
But then I figured out that if you leave one pin spares in the middle, your first ball sucks.

 

Eh, I should visit more. I feel kinda guilty that I don't.

This is a good plan. Any fireworks for the kiddos?

 

Here's a fun one. If you had to, which would you pick and why?

 

Yes, because my body is a temple & those are all great offerings.

beer burgers and tacos are all better than virgins or fake wine & weak ass crackers.

 

Fries and soda...

I don't drink soda at all....

Fries... well, they are simply a conveyance for dipping sauces that can be used elsewhere

 

Not sure which catholic priest touched you, but you'll be okay.

 

Not on the property, it's 40+ acres and a little dry right now.

Might set some off at my parents place though

 

it was a southern baptist church band that pierced the veil when i was 8 or so, their terrible music & the boy-band ness everything taught me church is a buisness.

 

Cool story. My point was that the eliminate 2 game has nothing to do with religion. It's a simple game. If you have issues with religion that's fine, but why are you injecting it here?

 

What? That wasnt the point. I was…dunno, picking the 3 id keep, eliminating 3, like the overachiever i am. Want me to heckle religion as a whole, or pick on the honda you had? Really, i just wanted to stir up some ale drinkers to teach me what i need to be looking for. I’m 3 in, and they still suck.

 

Beer and soda!