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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    7 vote(s)
    28.0%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  3. NBA

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  6. NHL

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    16.0%
  9. Motocross

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  1. Jun 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Thanks my man, I too am glad to hear that me and my dad didn't die. So was my mom lol.
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    You could have burned alive. Worse than drowning slowly, one foot from the bank. Life vests are compact now. In Colorado you would get written up with no life vest on the water....river, lake, or reservoir on any type of water craft.
     
  3. Jun 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Crazy man, glad you guys made it out.

    I almost died in the North Sea while in England, I was 11.

    10/10- Would not recommend
     
  4. Jun 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    That's the terrible part (but also good part at the same time? lol) we were both wearing life vests and still got our asses kicked. I am very certain without it I would have passed away today and I don't say that lightly.
     
  5. Jun 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Glad you had the vests. On top kayaks are best for still waters. Mirror water.
     
  6. Jun 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Well that situation needs more explaining. The freakin North Sea?
     
  7. Jun 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    That is an absolute fact :rofl: I purposely bought a super stable sit on top kayak and I figured between it being stable and the fact that it can't actually fill up with water means it would be really good. It was not really good.
     
  8. Jun 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    It's that getting tossed off situation...
     
  9. Jun 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Got it. We stayed at an air b&b in UT last year. They had a cherry tree and it looked like they was a pita to maintain with it dropping shit everywhere on the ground
     
  10. Jun 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    But did you die?
     
  11. Jun 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I'm not 100% certain, I'll get back to you
     
  12. Jun 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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  13. Jun 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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    Just off shore, not in deep waters.

    We were spending a warm summer day swimming at the "beach" (smooth rocks at least). Very busy day, probably 40-60 people.

    My older brother and I were messing around on the beach with boogie boards. Decided to venture out 10-20' to get bigger waves.

    Next time we looked back at the beach, we were hundreds of yards out to sea and still being pulled out in a major rip current.

    We kept the boards for a while trying to hang on and swim at the same time, that wasn't working. We ditched the small boards and started swimming for our lives. No life jackets, but we were strong swimmers at 11 & 12

    We made it to a pier, clung on to the razor sharp barnacles to rest. Swam to the next pier, clung on to rest again. Made one final push to shore from there.

    We stagger up the beach towards my mom, out of breath and bleeding from chests to knees. That image stays with my mom to this day. Something I'll remember forever.
     
  14. Jun 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
    NWPirate

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    Yeah, that would be a pita in a maintained yard.
     
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    Just another reason to never swim in the ocean. The first and biggest being, of course, sharks.
     
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    Right there's really never a reason to voluntarily swim in the ocean
     
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    Rip tide! A long time ago, when my dad was stationed at MCAS Beaufort SC, my older brother swam out a bit too far. Not far, but enough for the Rip to smash him up against barnacles along a wooden peir. Prolly 1960. Still has scars. He was prolly 10 or 11. I thought maybe you were playing Viking. That makes the story better. Ha!
     
  18. Jun 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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    Round 2 tonight. This time it's actually kinda sorta the proper circular shape, and has bacon on it.



    20250629_163144.jpg
     
  19. Jun 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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    No fresh sliced tomatoes?
     
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    On a pizza? :confused:
     
  21. Jun 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Occasionally I'll top off my pizza with fresh slices of tomato and jalapeños for the win. I hate tomatoes cooked on my pizza fwiw.
     
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  23. Jun 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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    You don't put them on your grilled cheese sandwich too, do you?
     
  24. Jun 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Same here.
     
  25. Jun 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
    Black Wolf

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    Hell f×ing no!
     
  26. Jun 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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    Good answer. :thumbsup:
     
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    Next time try having just one bottle
     
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    And adding some whiskey to it.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Who's going to see Happy Gilmore 2? I will.
     

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