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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

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    28.0%
  2. College Football

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    4.0%
  3. NBA

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    4.0%
  4. College Basketball

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  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
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  6. NHL

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    12.0%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    0 vote(s)
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  8. Boxing/MMA

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    16.0%
  9. Motocross

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
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  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

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  12. Pole Vaulting

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    0.0%
  13. Bowling

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  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

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    4.0%
  1. Jun 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Same here, right off the tree!
    There's cherry orchards on all four sides of my property :D
     
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    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    If I recall correctly, the authentic Belgian method is to blanch them then to fry them at two different temperatures.
     
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    I had to Google those names. So, do you often eat at over priced, fancy ass, uppity places?
     
  4. Jun 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Zoom in and you can see them starting to turn red.
    Can't wait for quality control season :D
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  5. Jun 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I could easily be caught poaching those cherries while passed out in a cherry induced coma...

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  6. Jun 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
    NWPirate

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    :laugh:
    Every year!
     
  7. Jun 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    We've had this discussion before (in this thread actually). However, I'm almost certain I didn't multi-quote, so I'm sure you did not pay attention.

    No, I don't do it often. However, when we travel, we'll splurge on some nice meals and even end up doing something waaaaaaay out of our wheel house for an experience.

    I've taken my wife to the French Laundry and did so on a Gold Card experience...

    https://thomaskeller.com/yountville-california/french-laundry/gift-experiences/

    $1500 for the 2 of us (everything included) which was about a 3.5 hour dining experience, a 14 course chef's tasting menu and included wine pairings, tax, etc... Nothing else expected, nothing else to 'add' to our dinner, no guessing, no upcharging or upselling, and nothing but the best :thumbsup:

    Everyone there must have known we didn't 'belong'. Yes, I was super unconfortable wearing a jacket to dinner, but I did it for my wife and once we were there, we didn't feel out of place. I thought it would be super awkward since we really don't 'fit' into that scene, but OMG we were treated exceptionally well and never felt or were treated like we were 'out of our class'.

    I ate things there that I would never have tried elsewhere.

    Definitely not an every day or even an every year experience for us, but I'd do it again for my wife.

    I guess I don't see much difference in doing somethign like this vs. taking a family of 4 to Disneyland these days :notsure:
     
  8. Jun 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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    Yeah, I remember, I was just giving you a little shit. :boink:

    We're just not the type that enjoys that kinda stuff. Neither the wife or I would enjoy that type of place, even if we were loaded and the money was no issue.
     
  9. Jun 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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    Other than 5G, I do. Why? I’ve seem to many Gordon Ramsay shows, and have been in many kitchens in the past. Standards should mean something.
     
  10. Jun 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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    Do those trees make a pretty big mess?
     
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  11. Jun 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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  12. Jun 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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    Typically no, the pickers get 99% of the cherries off the trees.

    If it's a shit cherry season due to the market, rain, hail, disease, bird damage etc.. they will occasionally let them hang and not pick; collect crop insurance.
    That can be messy and the mice population explodes for a few months.
     
  13. Jun 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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    Ah ok, so not your trees on the property?
     
  14. Jun 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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    5lbs Flathead Cherries will be picked and shipped 6/7 I’ll be gorged 6/9

    edit. I messed up this year and didn’t get my huckleberry order in to the picker I usually buy from and he’s not taking any more orders
     
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  15. Jun 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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    Nope. I just have that one maple tree in the picture and a couple dozen pine/fir trees behind the house.

    My FIL had 100 acres of cherries when we got married, sold the orchard and retired about 10 years ago
     
  16. Jun 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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    Flathead MT?
    Love it there
     
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    Yep Polson technically in Lake county
    Spent many summers there in my youth
     
  18. Jun 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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    I got some cherries at the grocery store this week, $1.99/lb.
     
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    Little hiking up in the Whites today
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  20. Jun 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Good times! Polson/Flathead lake is some pricey real estate these days. o_O

    I think my wife's great uncle still has cherries on Flathead
     
  21. Jun 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
    NWPirate

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    Do you still have the bag? Curious where they're from.

    I almost took over the cherry orchard when my FIL retired. Very glad I didn't. 100 acres is small time now and can't absorb today's costs/regulations.
     
  22. Jun 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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    No, it got thrown out when my wife washed them off and put them in a bowl. It's one of those loss leader things they do this time of year, week before was $0.99 grapes, and $0.97 strawberries.
     
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    Okay, let’s try this…IMG_6271.jpg
     
  24. Jun 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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    No bag like I said, but still had the ad. Just says Northwest.


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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    You guys almost had to find a new financial advisor today lol. I can say with confidence that I'm not a fan of fighting for air with every fiber of your being. Check it off the list and hope to never do it again :bananadead: It turns out that inexperience, combined with a sit on top kayak, combined with a river that recently got a bunch of runoff, makes for a piss poor combination. Me and my dad both had a pretty rough go of it today. It turns out that you find out how much you really want to live when there's a chance that you might not :rofl:
     
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    Glad to hear that you did not die.
     
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    The calm and beauty before the storm
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    After the storm

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    P.S. I tried to add some humor to it because humor makes everything better but it genuinely was fucking terrifying. Weirdest part was while I was being pummeled and drinking river water and coughing and screaming my brain still had time to think "So this is how people die?"
     
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