Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Same. Last scene he was holding a Glock; now it’s a Sig. Some shit is just pure laziness.

I still remember the first time my Dad called out a scene like that. It was the Schwarzenegger flick Commando. Changed my world

 

Yeah, continuity errors can be jarring once you see them.

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/nAu5guPPcSE?si=MIafrDgYiRu7SBhC

 

Ironically, that clip has one of the things that would drive @LarryDangerfield nuts. Blasting away with a revolver, round after round, with zero rotation of the cylinder.

 

You would love the old Hawaii Five-O. The most common goof we laugh about is where one of the cops will leave the office in a 2 door car and arrive at the crime scene in a 4 door.

 

I think it was Commando that I laughed my ass off at. Arnold is standing behind a row of flowers that are getting shredded by the bad guys' bullets and he's totally fine.

 

hmmm. F-15Q Advanced Eagle.....
https://youtu.be/9NUAjWlNCY4

 

Only metric flowers are not bullet proof. Everyone knows that

 

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IHGjLdbizqo?feature=share

 

They don't call them sweat pants for no reason.

 

With enough Vodka

 

My 'I don't want a bike' moment was when I was 22. There was a relatively new lake in N. Texas and roads there were still new and smooth. I'd been doing 90 or so just a couple of minutes before because there was no one around me, and man it was a ton of fun; but traffic slowed me down. I was acting responsibly around the traffic, but a van darted into my lane. I didn't even have time to brake before the bike keeled over on the curb. I glanced at the speedometer on my way off the bike - 55 - and I landed thankfully in the grassy median. My head missed a tree by inches, and when I finally came to a halt my ankles were astraddle of a signpost.

I got my bell rung pretty good, but yay for helmets; and I got a cut on my arm that probably should have gotten stitches but didn't. That was really all the physical damage to the Steven. The bike, on the other hand...There were so many ways during those few minutes I could have been done for. That was the last time I was on one.

 

Dog. Truck. Good.

 

Good pup.

Happy truck birthday!