Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Haha indeed. I had a feeling that was you. Hence my joke about it.

PS; did you get that job offer yet?

 

Here's a funny story. Or sick and twisted...

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/p...s/news-story/ff1bcd7cd5b14cccf0ed4684ab578eab

TLDR: Teacher in Australia calls herself a cat and hisses at the children in class. Mrs Purr. I wonder if she pisses in her cat box? Or does she go outside of it like a bad kitty? Probably should be surrendered to a shelter if so. Can't have a bad kitty running around a school.

 

That’s definitely a “they”. They should be fired. Playtime is for non-work hours people

 

Couldn't agree more. My philosophy is this. I don't have to accept one's dementia as normal and placate them. I'll allow them to define their own reality just so much as they allow me to do the same.

PS: my reality says that you human lady, are definitely not a cat.

 

Gonna “like” that cuz it sounds like no innocents were injured.

 

100%

 

In today’s installment of I Should Have Taken the Stairs…

Get into the elevator with a lady. She not wearing any bluetooth and has both hands balancing her lunch from the cafeteria. Suddenly she chuckles and says “The button just flew off”.

And I subconsciously dropped my right hand to my Spiderco…

 

not yet sir. Part of why I havent been around much.... applying like crazy, focusing on my son and trying not to overthink not having a job.

I know, it made me chuckle!

 

Yes, can feel bad for the family. Even if he was a spoiled brat no one should ever have to bury their own child.

Still gonna like cuz 99% of the time the asshole walks away from death and carnage. Then we have to see pictures of him “breaking down” during the trial.

 

Tis why I don’t own or will ever own a bike. I’d punch my ticket quickly…

 

On a happier note, one year with the truck tomorrow. Do still miss my Tundra…except when towing

 

That’s a nice truck. I grew up in chevs
My father bought himself 1 T Ford diesel for retirement

 

Took Leo to the pool

at the country club bar overlooking

edit cloud candy ipa not too bad but still an ipa

 

How hot is it

this hot



96.1 degrees up in here

49% humidity

happy Friday!!!

 

@Azblue this is my grandson Leo

 

Ok one more

Blood orange very tasty little peel flavor nice lite lager

 

Prob an enemy drone. Pretty sure you need to lick it to fully deactivate the sensors

 

That is a very ambitious spider.

 

I was thinking more like a hummingbird that got hit with an ugly stick.

 

Story from work earlier this week.
Came in and Supervisor was talking with a couple guys and I could tell the mood was really somber.
Apparently his son's (roughly 20-21) best friend had been in a near fatal m/c accident just minding his own business. Wearing full gear.
Had been out on a ride, made it all the way to the turnoff at the county road right in front of his home, turning left into his driveway.
Some jackwagon came up from behind and passed on the left (later estimated at 50 mph) as he was turning left and barely moving.
Full-on T-boned him and sent him and the bike flying.
Shattered left leg, ultimately amputated below the knee. Left arm broken multiple places, collarbone, etc. Every rib broken, stomach shuffled around out of position. (Didn't know that was a thing.)
I'm assuming there had to be some level of internal bleeding. Have not heard about any type of concussion or TBI. He was wearing a helmet.
His dad was mowing the lawn when it happened and heard the crash. Said it sounded like a gunshot; CRACK!
Dad was first on the scene. I can't imagine.

This happened last Saturday. He's still in the hospital but thankfully expected to recover fully.

 

The last of a bushel. My daughter brought some VA oysters down, which are much better than NC oysters.

 

And stick it?