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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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For those of you who like fish n chips, how do you have them?

  1. As they are

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    6.5%

  2. With tartar sauce

    15 vote(s)
    32.6%

  3. With malt vinegar

    15 vote(s)
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  4. With ketchup

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  5. With maple syrup

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  6. With cocktail sauce

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    2.2%

  7. A combination of above (leave a comment )

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  8. Fish should only be used as bait to catch another fish. It shouldn't be eaten

    3 vote(s)
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  9. Not a fan of fish and chips

    3 vote(s)
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  10. Mustard

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Why?
     
    Azblue, Jun 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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    It’s good for the plumbing, antioxidants, heart health.

    In summary, offsets the IPAs
     
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    Did u end up moving there?
     
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    I love beets as much as the next guy but this recipe make beet juice taste better.

    2oz reposado tequila
    1 oz Cointreau
    .25 oz agave
    1 oz lime juice
    2 oz beet juice

    edit: if you want to get creative, sub the agave for a home made fresh ginger simple syrup.
     
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    Perm or just temporary?
     
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    I just use a pre made greens shake:anonymous:
     
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    Nice! My mixing skills are pretty bad, it’s an art and a science. And I can never seem to keep all of the stuff I need. I like to find a really good bartender, that’s easier. :spy:
     
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    edit twss
     
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    I am tired of people’n today.

    I know I should be glad that folks ask me for help…but when they’ve complained in the past about not getting a promotion and are now at my desk asking for help on something that’s equivalent to tying your shoe…

    Son, let me explain something to you
     
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    My mind has been completely blown. I had to go to Whole Foods for some Maldon seasoning salt. At the self checkout there was a little device where you could scan your palm for payment. Didn't have my phone with me so I'll have to go back just to get a pic of it. I'm so not ready to live in the life of The Jetsons.
     
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    Dang it!!!! :annoyed:
     
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    That's what my wife told all her friends when we got married.
     
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    Just push it back out and don't call insurance. She'll likely do it again anyway.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That's wild.

    Just like people lining up to get a chip installed "for convenience".
    :crazy:
     
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    :laugh:

    *you patting him on the head*
    "There there kiddo"
     
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    NO
     
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    She got lucky, barely scuffed the bumper of the Pilot she hit
    The young woman driving was very nice didn't even want exchange info. Wife insisted
    She just txtd said her husband wiped off the bumper and not to worry about anything

    I will absolutely deal with my car
    It should push out with maybe one little crease
    I've paid for a couple plastic bumper covers like I said 2-3k easy
     
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