Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Also, maybe we can check with olddudeonaraft, but wouldn't it be cool if we could raft along an 'atmospheric river'???

I'm thinking it would be like riding a magic carpet!!!!

 

you sound like one of those global warming/global cooling climate change deniers.

 

No sir, you ain't roping me into that discussion!!!

 

Delicious

Noted. Wish I could eat them…

 

Not in a million years. Way too much crazy.

 

Says a man that hates Tomatoes.

 

Maybe it is me that’s crazy…hmm

 

You think she’d shut up ever? Jabber-induced impotence…

 

We pretty much don't judge here, but for you, yes.

 

That hard part would be setting up shuttle.


PS: 89 days

 

she can't keep talking if you shove a...

Never mind. No need to get graphic here.

 

allow me to ask a question about this....without anyone getting lathered up. (pardon the pun)

does this foamy soap stuff work for y'all, or is it just fun to lather your vehicle.

I ask because, here in Houston, that lather stuff don't do diddly-skwat.

the schmeg that rides in the gulf coast air is way more powerful than foamy soap.

I HAVE to use a microfiber towel with lots of soap on it to get the schmatter off the Tundra. I have to touch every part of the truck.

stir in some warehouse yard dust and the Tundra laughs at foamy soap.


the touchless car washes around here are powerless.


and, yes...I use AJAX dish soap on the cars.


see, I wax the rides with NuFinish once a year. ONCE A YEAR. that shit beads all year.

 

I only listen to weather news that will discuss the effects La Nina & El Nino weather patterns.

because that's the way the EARTH does shit.

all other weather news is sensational bullshit...with fake, incorrect, misleading climate change crap stirred in.

 

banks and Gov sponsored biz's are closed today.

not a lot going on....

 

ya know how I occasionally blame the shittyness of today's humanity on Social media?

well, my son asked me to read Anxious Generation.

my goodness....what a good read. the data he puts forth is SCARY.

it explains the details of what/how Social media wrecks humans.



not that I want to be in a book club with all you heathens...but if you are a reader, give it a shot.

 

About the same price as we pay for 87 octane E10.

 

We got hail at work yesterday but not at home, apparently. Good thing I drove the Corolla.

 

I can't a recall a single non fiction book that I enjoyed all the way through.

 

I'm the flip flop...

I can't read fiction.

 

Works pretty decent for maintenance washing for me but I will still give it the hands-on treatment every 3rd or 4th wash. That's when it's not going through a touchless bay.
I'm thinking our air has slightly less schmeg and schmatter. Just wildfire particulates.

And it's fun to lather your vehicle with a foam cannon.

 

My company is very, umm, PC. Yeah, that's it. It's a paid holiday, and I took Friday off along with 90% of everyone else.

 

Same. Especially anything sci-fi
BORING

 

and to further compound things:

I can't/never watch sports.

living vicariously thru others is weird.

I do shit myself.

and enjoy it.

 

I enjoy watching and playing sports but I don't get myself all worked up over them.