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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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For those of you who like fish n chips, how do you have them?

  1. As they are

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%
  2. With tartar sauce

    14 vote(s)
    31.1%
  3. With malt vinegar

    15 vote(s)
    33.3%
  4. With ketchup

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    0.0%
  5. With maple syrup

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    0.0%
  6. With cocktail sauce

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%
  7. A combination of above (leave a comment )

    5 vote(s)
    11.1%
  8. Fish should only be used as bait to catch another fish. It shouldn't be eaten

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%
  9. Not a fan of fish and chips

    3 vote(s)
    6.7%
  10. Mustard

    1 vote(s)
    2.2%
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    Blue Thunder

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    Love how the magic steel is discoloring on those.
     
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    Forgot pix, but what was originally going to be just a quick detail on the Tesla, I said screw it. Its about the season - may as well go ahead and full detail it with a 1 step polish and add some graphene boost to it. Hot af out today...did the polishing inside, fortunately.
     
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    I can do that.
     
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    So cataract surgery is amazing. I had my right eye done on Monday, 24 hours later my vision was clear and 20-20 uncorrected.
    Today, I just have to wear sunglasses, which I would do anyway.
    I'm impressed
     
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    Summer is back and so is fine dining.
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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    Maybe it is just because I drive like I am
    It's definitely detail season. Clean all the crud out/off that accumulated all winter. Still trying to find the motivation and energy to do it :tumbleweed:
     
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    Fewer things in the food world that dislike more than mellons…
     
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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    Same. Any kind of melon smells like a wet fart to me. I don't know how people eat it.
     
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    Watermelon is doable, but not something I usually eat.
     
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    Ignored.
     
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    Being this is a truck forum, I feel obligated to post something I've actually done to my truck since last year at this time and not be considered just a shit talking poser. Thank you.

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    See what happens when I’m trying to pinch a loaf and the wife wants to have a conversation that can wait? Or even better, not involve me at all?

    That sentence happens… I will just ban myself.
     
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    Are cucumbers and tomatoes melons?
     
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    Dunno, but they’re gross too
     
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    What if the cucumbers are turned into dill pickles?
     
  20. Jun 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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    Can't like that. When the cantaloupes and watermelons start coming in, you'll hate my future food posts.
     
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    Don’t let her talk back to u like that
     
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    What if a nun ins doing squats in a cucumber field?
     
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    Nice foam bath
     
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    Is this a set up for a stupid dad joke?
     
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    Nope
     
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    Man, every year, every season, it's a something 'new'...

    This summer it's a 'heat dome' apparently that's going to cause 'triple digit' temps in the US...

    Please, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't we always had triple digit temps in the US??? I'm pretty sure I experienced them for more than 2 decades every single year in Vegas :notsure:
     

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