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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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For those of you who like fish n chips, how do you have them?

  1. As they are

    2 vote(s)
    5.0%
  2. With tartar sauce

    13 vote(s)
    32.5%
  3. With malt vinegar

    14 vote(s)
    35.0%
  4. With ketchup

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  5. With maple syrup

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  6. With cocktail sauce

    1 vote(s)
    2.5%
  7. A combination of above (leave a comment )

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    12.5%
  8. Fish should only be used as bait to catch another fish. It shouldn't be eaten

    3 vote(s)
    7.5%
  9. Not a fan of fish and chips

    1 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. Mustard

    1 vote(s)
    2.5%
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    455h0le_dachshund

    455h0le_dachshund Mum stole me darts

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    T-Rex266

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    40 mins. North of us got it worse

    f0d45571240f5569f3bb3013387d30c1.jpg
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    What. The. Actual. Fuck.
    The Gods are trying to tell CO to chill da fuk out
     
  5. Jun 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Yep.....
    [​IMG]
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Crazy shit.. any damage to your place?
     
  7. Jun 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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    Coming in 2027

    Spaceballs 2

    Might actually be worth the price of admission
     
  8. Jun 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    :popcorn:
     
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  9. Jun 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
    shawn474

    shawn474 Lego connoisseur

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    my wife has been waiting for this movie for over 20 years! She can still recite every line from the original movie
     
  10. Jun 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I've been waiting 38 years!
     
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    shawn474

    shawn474 Lego connoisseur

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    has it really been that long - sheeeeiiiiitttttt, I am way older than I think!!!!
     
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  12. Jun 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    1987. My son was born in 87. Ha!
     
  13. Jun 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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    maybe they are trying to take out the copper creek pack for the ranchers who have been praying for help...
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Because CPW just released a new measure to keep the wolves from feeding on livestock.
    https://www.cpr.org/2025/06/16/colorado-wolves-roadkill-livestock/

    You can't even make up a story about how insanely stupid this is.
     
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    That's awful.
     
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    I have never been much of a fan of slapstick comedy like this, but it has its place. Actually tried to watch Spaceballs a few years ago and it didn’t hold up well. But an updated V2 should be hilarious
     
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    That’s one of the best goat ropes I’ve seen in a long time. Brilliant.

    You’ll have a team of state employees with special training for handling possibly diseased road kill, driving custom monkey-arm vehicles that can pick up, possibly freeze and then launch the roadkill to wild wolves (which will also require special training).
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I always do this...always. Also why I will filter when legally allowed to get where I have a less chance of being hit at the front, to the side of a vehicle. On a bike, I just seem so much more aware. Yelled at a driver the other day. Dude wasnt paying attention, so I filter behind (to the side) of him. He then decides he wants to go from the far right turn lane to the left turn lane and cuts across all traffic to get there. I just kept saying, loudly, "what the fuck are you doing?"
     
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    Fortunately, no.
    We have R2 supposed to be coming in any minute now.
     
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    Woodland is now under tornado warning
     
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    The problem with filtering/threading is that those on motorcycles do not follow the rules either. Threading at 40 mph in slow interstate traffic is stupid. And ad campaigns to start "seeing motorcycles" do not apply to start seeing me do stupid things. Gave up on motorcycles once I was married.
     
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    Extreme heavy rain now. Light hail starting.
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I suppose this is what it's like in Texas.
     
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    The whole idea that we voted on this reintroduction to begin with is embarrassing.
     
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    I'm happy to hear this from you. Once you start riding a motorcycle you become so much more aware of how unaware everyone else is. :annoyed:
     
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    After the flood in ‘97, when we got over a year of rain in 31 hours, flood control got really serious here. we could get that storm again and I think I’m ready. :fingerscrossed:

    https://history.fcgov.com/explore/flood

    Edit: our annual avg precipitation including snow is 16 inches; the ‘97 storm dropped 14.5 inches of rain in 31 hours.
     
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    Yep!
     
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    My co-worker watching the storm with me

    IMG_9242.jpg
     
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    Where do you guide? I'll book a trip with you, get handsy and tip at least 10% if you put me on fish, 20% if you put out.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Can confirm. 71 is a bit warm, though.
     
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