Anybody know what the long skinny hole is for?

That is called a map holder. For those of us old enough to remember, we would put our road map or road atlas there.
There is a cover for it. If you have it stored correctly it is attached to the underside of the center console lid.

 

O wow! What are these?!!

 

Put stuff in there. There should be a cover so you can hide your Poke' cards.

 

@EmergencyMaximum that is a cigarette lighter

 

I know.
Haven't seen new one's (any make) come with these.

 

Welcome from NY.

It's missing the cover......

 

could store something a little more compact than a map there

 

So it’s an ashtray then? Makes sense with cigarette lighter.

 

iPad holder...

 

Part # 58084-0C010-C0

 

Look under the center console cover, there is a place there the cover can be stored.

 

It's to get various types of gunk trapped in there and look (and smell) nasty until it's cleaned out. It doubles as a map holder.

 

i gotta say, i like having a bench seat and column shifter.

 

puff puff pass, my guy

 

God damn! Learn something new everyday!

 

oh shit the cops are here

 

I like to keep some queso in there, never know when you need to dip a chip on the go.

 

was thinking vs

 

Is that not for holding tacos on the go?

 

Taco Holder is up top on the headliner!

 

It's to mount a gun magnet in and have it ready.

 

My thoughts exactly!