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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

    12 vote(s)
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  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

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  4. No - don't plan on getting any

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  5. VelcrowKnight needs to be banned for excessive dumb dad jokes

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  1. Jun 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, that can be just as dangerous
     
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    At my sons wedding in March they had more alcohol than I think I have ever seen at a wedding. It was a fantastic day/evening. Not all hope is lost on these kids.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Just please limit the idiots driving drunk or high when I’m out riding
     
  4. Jun 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Let’s see how tonight plays out..especially with 700 marines coming in

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  5. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    :monocle:

    No habla englais!!

    True, its a beautiful state. Unfortunately the politics ruin most of what I enjoy.
     
  6. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :popcorn:

    I was watching a guy driving around LA last night on YT Livestream. Pretty wild shit

    If he's out again tonight, I'll link it
     
  7. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Or anytime really please.
     
  8. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    ¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!
     
  9. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    700 Marines from the 2nd Battalion, 7th Regiment, 1st Division from 29 Palms Combat Training Base are now chillin' in LA. Semper Fi

    https://youtu.be/KTCAIu005TE
     
  10. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Got a bottle of Plymouth tonight. Very light on the botanicals, very clean… very refreshing. Yep, Top 5. :fistbump:
     
  11. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Am I the only one that just wants to light this candle and get it over with?
     
  12. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    See post 245889. A swift butt from a M-16 to the groin area will make you re-think things. No bullets needed. Just keep a safe distance. All is good!
     
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  13. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Shitty day at work and shitty time on the phone still trying to get that Sonora Quest bill crap straightened up after work. Just getting caught up. Basically, fuck those bastards rioting, they need a beat down and that Decker guy needs to be slowly tortured to death.

    Now, on to the usual BS.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jGp_ZC2iBE
     
  14. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
    Black Wolf

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    I heard that it tastes a bit rocky...hee
     
  15. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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    Nope. Much as I'm anti big gov' this is the kind of stuff that needs to be squashed. Hard.
     
  16. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    PTSD is real, but.....you don't strangle your three young daughters and leave them lying on the dirt. Just sayin.
     
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    The van?
     
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  18. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Took it out for a ride; mainly to explore. Allergies started kicking pretty good so headed back. Need to find a way around them riding. Hmmm

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    Blue Thunder

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    It’s an interesting fine line isn’t it…
     
  20. Jun 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    Black Wolf

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    This is more about carrying a bigger stick...
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    How many scooter forums are you moderating now?
     
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    Indeed.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    :laugh:

    zero and I have no intent to do so
     
  25. Jun 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
    Black Wolf

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    How about "wife badly messing up highly expensive wheels with curb rash" forums. J'ing of course. I'm sure she felt bad and fixable. :thumbsup:
     
  26. Jun 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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    Nope, just a dude in a rental car with full coverage. :laugh:
     
  27. Jun 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
    NWPirate

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    :nuclear:
     
  28. Jun 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
    T-Rex266

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    They’re all fucking morons
     
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    Idk. Rental is pretty cheap if your yootoob gets a big enough bump for it.
     
  30. Jun 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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    ....

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