Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Hope your life insurance is up to date..

 

Nah man life insurance is just like car insurance. A huge scam

 

Ok..

 

But did you get your cooler back?

 

Lmao

 

The one I heard was "I lost 20 lbs. I'm going to try to get down to my original weight. Of 7lbs 9oz."

 

Now with this final piece of gear I think I'm finally ready.

$10 Car Door Step, Universal Fit Car Roof Access, Folding Aluminum Alloy Car Step, 400lbs Load Capacity, fits Most Cars, SUVs and Trucks (Black)

https://www.amazon.com/Universal-Ac...435624&sprefix=truck+door+step,aps,143&sr=8-3

 

With all the damn Tesla and other videos you've posted and you're gonna hold out on us on this???

 

I knew it!

 

I would slam my knee into that “glass breaker” on the regular.

Hilarious widget however.

 

Done w/summer... first day above 65 here

I hate the sun; I hate the heat!!!!

I hate the amount of tourists that show up to a town that can't support the influx and then act like they are the ONLY thing on the planet that matters!!!!

Go home people!!!

 

I really just want all the cat boxes gone.

 

Hilarious given where you worked…

 

My radio knob fell off… I’m not tempting fate testing my door jamb construction.

 

Third gen life.

 

It's not even Summer yet, but I understand your frustration being a creature of the night and living in that gloomy hellhole on earth you reside in. I for one welcome the Sun, bring it on bitch I've been cold for like 8 Months.

 

I would serisouly be okay if all we ever had was a brief sunrise, a brief sunset and then darkness the remaining 23 hours each day!!!

 

Alaska is calling... at least in the winter.

 

I hope this POS is found alive.

This shit hits close to home, my buddy's daughter was best friends with one of the girls.
Pretty sure my daughter played a soccer game against the oldest one this spring.

It's been a rough week around here.

 

Agreed!!! You know damn good and well if this dude hasn't already done himself, he won't fight when he's caught. He'll run, but he won't fight...

While I hate to see tax dollars spent on a trial and long term prison sentences, the jail population will deal with this dude appropriately

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

We'll see.

Word around here is that he was an Army Ranger. Not sure if that's hit the news yet or not, we're purposely avoiding the coverage.

 

According to an anonymous source he failed ranger school. Source provided pictures to news agency as proof of serving with him.

https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/travis-decker-military-past

 

That 'word' probably came from him...

sounds like he had a single deployment to Afghnstn and was an infantry dude; not to mitigate the training and such he's been exposed to, but I'm guessing he's not Regiment

 

I forgot, is it at 10 or 15 years old that Honda Civic owners get their free Playschool “My First Lowering kit” and the LED tail light kit that has one brake light non-functional?

 

Man you retired guys have it figured out. I'm on paternity leave for anther week and a half and man, not clocking in for work and feeling that I'm not constantly on a schedule is very enjoyable.