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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

    11 vote(s)
    34.4%
  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  4. No - don't plan on getting any

    17 vote(s)
    53.1%
  1. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Going to weddings is pointless after you're married...



    1) you're already married



    2) your wife will kill you for hitting on bride's maids now that you're married



    3) the food generally sucks



    4) not enough liquor


    5) :popcorn:


    6) PS>>> Unless the wedding is in Canada. I'd go to a Canadian wedding... :canada:
     
  2. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm guessing you've been inhaling some shit that isn't good for you (literally) :eek:
     
  3. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Now that's music....
     
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  4. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think I recall something in there about not posting videos of racing or violating traffic laws, etc...

    But, something like this is a bit different!!!
     
  5. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Not sure. :notsure: I also got rebuked for posting that iconic scene from American Graffiti where John Milner emerges from a garage after having his headers uncorked expecting that infamous race, even though there was no racing in the scene. :)
     
  6. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    You get one guess as to where the weddings I'm going to are... :rofl:
     
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  7. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Sounds like you wandered into the third gen section again...
     
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  8. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Jesus fuck
     
  9. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :facepalm:

    No rhyme or reason...
     
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  10. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    How can that not put a smile on someone’s face?
     
  11. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Father’s Day next weekend..wife ordered my fender eliminator kit, and my exhaust.
     
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  12. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    IDEA: Glade PlugIn that smells like a gas leak for when guests won't leave
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  14. Jun 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Tripleconpanna

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    Bewbs definitely make everything better :thumbsup:
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I agree with this. You can't see any of my tattoos when I'm at work. I can wear shorts and a T-shirt and the only tattoo you will see if mine is if I'm wearing flip flops. I would need to be in a bathing suit for people to see all my tattoos.
     
  18. Jun 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Reason number 1,001 why you are consistently fucked with.
     
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  19. Jun 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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    :facepalm:
     
  20. Jun 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Good morning, Larry...

    I see you lurking!!! :wave:
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It's the weekend and yet my body woke up at working hours :mad:
     
  22. Jun 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    this was yesterday at 330pm

    Africa hot

    today will be delightfully worser

    water was calm. The newbies don’t come out til today




    upload_2025-6-7_6-8-43.png
     
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  23. Jun 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Hot rods:

    are necessary to complete a bucket list

    all grown ass men acknowledge you when you cruise

    it an unwritten law

    FB350 with gm hot cam


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  24. Jun 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Disgusting
     
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  25. Jun 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    That’s a fact

    we got a late start

    I was wiped out when we got back

    the only redeeming process was the ability to stop and jump in the lake for a few minutes


    We looked for the ice cream pontoon boat, but no luck

    maybe today
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Neighbors contractors woke me up at 615A with a chainsaw as they’re re-doing their backyard. Not upset. Been there before.
    Hopefully I can get an afternoon nap in.
     
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  27. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I had a Mexican girlfriend when I was 19 and 20 (breaks into dream sequence reminiscing: I would have married that girl had it not been for my own immaturity; but when we started dating she weighed 90 lbs and when we got done she was 140. Still really cute, but she was 5' nothing, and her mom, whom she strongly resembled was 5' x 5'.) One of her cousins got married, and we went. If you've not been to a Mexican Catholic wedding, it's a different experience than everyone else's weddings. We got there at 10 a.m. and by the time it was all said and done it was 2 a.m.
     
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  28. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Screenshot_20250607_082127_Chrome.jpg
     
  29. Jun 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I was a little surprised when I realized that our new engineer in training has a full sleeve...
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The coast will definitely by trying today for those with a sensativity to heat...

    HighsToday.jpg


    The remainder of the week will be as equally brutal to endure. Fortunately, I'm a night person, so I can avoid the direct sunlight!!

    I hope the county activates the cooling stations so we don't lose folks...

    RestofWeek.jpg
     
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