Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Please tell me it was at least the manual version if you want your man card back. Because for now, it's been revoked.

 

Miata's are always on the list; dosen't matter who's list or what list... they're on it!!!!

 

50/50 weight distribution as long as you have 2 occupants; otherwise that thing will be dancin' w/a ganster lean!!!!

 

I'm pretty sure the crocs and purple kayak revoked the man card already...

 

Yep

 

That's 2 mistakes in a week. You're slipping these days.

But to your point. Absolutely.

 

Caught me slippin'...

 

Well, damn. Not a manual. I’m still impressed, but…

Crocs AND while driving a manual Miata was going to take you to the pinnacle of respect.

 

Sat in one once. Eff no. Never

 

(since we don't have a mic drop emoji)

 

Pretty sure everyone here is aware of all that and in agreement with it.
I'm also sure everyone enjoys giving you grief at every opportunity.

Also, we need to know the name of that tune you're marching to.

 

But... how do you feel about BJs???

 

Bummer man, sorry.

 

Thanks, I'll probably pull the arch supports and see the difference.
Funny, these are slip-ons but they have laces.
Tightening the laces gave a better fit, less heel slip on the left shoe, but they still slip on and off.

I tried on a pair of ONs at Dicks Sporting Goods, I hate that store more than Walmart.
I just wanted to know what size I wore.
The right one fit ok, the left one didn't.
I like the shoe, didn't like the fit.

 

https://youtu.be/DT1fA59oH7Q

 

Maybe you and G-EZ should just get together....


Sounds like a win/win for you, as he don't like getting them anyways, so it would never be 'your turn'

This post was probably waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over the line, and if so I'm sorry to all involved parties!!! I just couldn't help myself

 

Your comment was my first thought as well.
Perhaps instead of 'too far, is was too soon'..

 

That was uncalled for.....

 

I dated a woman who drove a Miata, only rode with her once.
It was LOUD..

 

The ride w/her or riding in the Miata???

 

Removing one word from that sentence.....
So much potential, lost.

 

Still gonna give you shit!

 

Original Quote:

What my brain processed:

Indeed...

 

I know you're kidding but I'll give you a serious answer.
First PT appointment this morning so I took a whole pain pill instead of a half..

We did a lot of 'riding' but I only rode in that Miata once.
It was pretty much the same as the go-karts I drove around as a kid..




The car was much louder than she was during coitus from what I remember.
Not of fan of loud sex, although I suppose it has its place.....
Meg was so cute back in the day..

https://youtu.be/6pQgbEEFPq0?si=FDgxBFG_nj8YUgNX&t=99

The thing I remember about Ms. Miata that sets her apart from the rest was her apartment.
She lived in this ritzy old warehouse remade into loft apartments.
It was across the street from the AAC where the Stars and Mavericks play.
The bed was like a full-sized bed suspended from the ceiling, something kinda like this.
One had to climb a damn ladder to get in and out of bed.

 

My tall ass once drove a manual Mini Cooper, donning a British flag on the roof.
My size 14s covered more than one pedal at a time.