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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

    11 vote(s)
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  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

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  4. No - don't plan on getting any

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  1. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm giving you a hard time... you made your intent to be humorous clearly known :thumbsup:
     
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  2. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Wait... you owned a Miata???

    So many questions have now been answered with the single bit of information....
     
  3. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Now we can add Mazda Miata to the list. It just keeps getting better.


    Edit. :frusty: Beat to the punch again.
     
  4. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    If you have not driven a Miata you are missing out. They handle sooo good. Being so light with a 50/50 weight distribution makes them a blast. Predictable and completely responsive to your inputs. Hairdresser car man card bullshit bla bla bla if you enjoy driving, you'll enjoy a miata
     
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  5. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Please tell me it was at least the manual version if you want your man card back. Because for now, it's been revoked.
     
  6. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:44 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Miata's are always on the list; dosen't matter who's list or what list... they're on it!!!!
     
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  7. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    50/50 weight distribution as long as you have 2 occupants; otherwise that thing will be dancin' w/a ganster lean!!!!
     
  8. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure the crocs and purple kayak revoked the man card already...
     
  9. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    Yep
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    That's 2 mistakes in a week. You're slipping these days.

    But to your point. Absolutely.
     
  11. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Nah I don't like manuals. Paddle shifters for life.
     
  12. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Caught me slippin'... :anonymous:
     
  13. Jun 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Well, damn. Not a manual. I’m still impressed, but…

    Crocs AND while driving a manual Miata was going to take you to the pinnacle of respect. :bowdown:
     
  14. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You guys spend far too much time worrying about the ol man card. What actually makes you a certified man card carrier is the fact that you don't give a shit what other people think and you just do what you want when you want. Being free from societal pressure is manly. Having a firm handshake and knowing that your word can be trusted is manly. Worrying about what someone thinks about your beverage of choice is not manly. Make no mistake, this is not an angry rant but rather an informational message of the fact that I have always marched to my own tune and will continue to do so.
     
  15. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    All good points.


    But, being able to get/keep a lady friend also helps.
     
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  16. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    That's never been a priority of mine. Relationships seem like a lot of work and truthfully I'm a tad bit selfish. I don't really have time for other people's drama and baggage. I might post on here about my "lady woes" but it's just for fun. All the time on here I'm trying to just be light-hearted and funny and make people smile. I could have been in a relationship years ago if I were truly desperate but I'm not. The only way I'll end up in one is if my soulmate just happens to find me because I'm not really searching. The bank girl was just a spontaneous thing and honestly I would have been happy just being friends.
     
  17. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Sat in one once. Eff no. Never
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :nuclear:


    (since we don't have a mic drop emoji)
     
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    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Pretty sure everyone here is aware of all that and in agreement with it.
    I'm also sure everyone enjoys giving you grief at every opportunity. :D

    Also, we need to know the name of that tune you're marching to.
     
  20. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    But... how do you feel about BJs???
     
  21. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Bummer man, sorry.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Thanks, I'll probably pull the arch supports and see the difference.
    Funny, these are slip-ons but they have laces.
    Tightening the laces gave a better fit, less heel slip on the left shoe, but they still slip on and off.

    I tried on a pair of ONs at Dicks Sporting Goods, I hate that store more than Walmart.
    I just wanted to know what size I wore.
    The right one fit ok, the left one didn't.
    I like the shoe, didn't like the fit.
     
  23. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    https://youtu.be/DT1fA59oH7Q
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I figured, but sometimes the class clown has to be serious for a second just to set things straight. I have absolutely no idea what the name of the tune is but it's probably a pretty weird name lol.
    I don't know man it's been a long time :p
     
  25. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Maybe you and G-EZ should just get together....


    Sounds like a win/win for you, as he don't like getting them anyways, so it would never be 'your turn' :rofl:

    This post was probably waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over the line, and if so I'm sorry to all involved parties!!! I just couldn't help myself :crapstorm:
     
  26. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Your comment was my first thought as well.
    Perhaps instead of 'too far, is was too soon'..
     
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    That was uncalled for.....














    ;)
     
  28. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I dated a woman who drove a Miata, only rode with her once.
    It was LOUD..:eek2:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    The ride w/her or riding in the Miata??? :rimshot:
     
  30. Jun 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Removing one word from that sentence.....
    So much potential, lost.
     

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