Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

@LarryDangerfield

Give these a shot if you can find them:

https://us.minus196.com/ready-to-drink

 

Definitely self-ban.

Nice water thingus though.

 

I'm not the sort to kick a man while he is down but:

 

Proof of alien life on earth!!!

 

Whoever put up this poll...

Question is do you like them...

Then the answers are...

Do you have them

 

Tats:
Myself: None, not getting any.
Wifey: Same.
Daughter: Several, most are minimalistic, tasteful IMO and easily hidden. Don't care for the nose ring though. 30 y/o and very artistic, including her chosen profession. (Fashion design.)
Son: 28 y/o electrical engineer and not nearly as artsy/fartsy as his sister. Zero tats.

Both are successful in their chosen fields; proud of them both.

 

Yes sir. Even the almighty Hyside brand can be found in stock at several retailers in CO.

 

This is why you don't do meth folks. Let's just keep it to blow. And only if hookers are around...

 

Tats: I have a bunch but none are visible with pants and a short sleeve shirt on. Because I’m just old enough that it used to be a thing where they needed to be covered in the workplace and I didn’t want to wear long sleeves my whole life.
Wife: has a couple small ones and recently got a larger one on her forearm.
Son: 26 years old, has none. Is the GM for a Chipotle store. Being groomed for much higher positions at the company because of his drive. Super high achiever, already makes more me money than me. Very proud of him.
Daughter: 16 years old. No tats. Nose ring. Just figuring things out. She’s very creative, artistic, loves musical theater. Is just about the funniest person I know. Not a great student but is so freaking smart. She’s going to do great things. Very proud of her.

 

Your can't stand list is TOO LONG!

 

GEN X'er here.

 

These late model VW Golfs coups are just about one of the best looking small cars ever. Especially when slightly lowered with rims that take the offset right to the edge of the wheel wells.

Also, if you want to race me on an onramp you gotta punch it before I am in the boost…maybe next time playa

 

Welp Rigby will never be able to hunt.
A dog is supposed to have 7 vertebrae in its neck. He has 4 and two are fused. Looks like I’ll be retrieving my own ducks for the next several years.

 

That dog won't hunt. (Someone would have said it....)

Sorry man.

 

He was born this way?

 

Because it doesn't judge your Crocs or purple kayak

 

That was uncalled for...

 

Sorry. Too far.
Shouldn't have been trying for humor.

 

I'm giving you a hard time... you made your intent to be humorous clearly known

 

Wait... you owned a Miata???

So many questions have now been answered with the single bit of information....

 

Now we can add Mazda Miata to the list. It just keeps getting better.


Edit. Beat to the punch again.