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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Jun 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Disney and their DEI crap. They can piss off
     
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Sounds like my kind of dude.
     
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    Seems you haven't wished upon a star lately. :(
     
  4. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    The dress code talk brings me back. I have a closet of more formal work stuff I don’t wear anymore. I never want to go back to that.

    Lately I’ve been thinking that more time nude could have a lot of therapeutic benefits.

    Everyday clothes, since I have to wear them, I have some general rules. No more T-shirts that say stuff, for me. Just plain mostly. I hit up Kohls when they send me a 40% coupon. Also switched to wrangler jeans because they are a better value fit/wear/cost than Levi’s. Also I’ve tried to find used stuff at Goodwill and our local ARC store, but it’s not a great selection for men’s clothes. For women it’s better, my wife gets a lot of used clothes.

    IMG_6150.jpg
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'd just like to meet someone under the age of 30 without any tattoos.
     
  6. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    It really boils down to being able to "read the room." If you're an accounting exec, you're likely wearing dress shirts and slacks. Me, I currently work in the motorsport industry. Which is very laid back. I design aftermarket dirt bike parts for a living. So, while I'm allowed to wear things like shorts and tshirts to work. I don't look like a slob. I don't wear faded, old or clothes with holes in them. Nothing super baggy or basketball type shorts. Very casual, but very presentable. I'm truly fortunate to be able to have this view out of my office every day.

    wc.jpg
     
  7. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    The maiden voyage in the new kayak was a success. It seems nice so far. The fish were biting and the weather was awesome, what more can you ask for? I already ordered a couple accessories that should be showing up hopefully tomorrow.

    IMG_20250605_191547.jpg IMG_20250605_191549.jpg IMG_20250605_191551.jpg IMG_20250605_191553.jpg
     
  8. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且



    Needs a motor on it, preferably a big 2-stroke. And, is that a pallet fence?
     
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  9. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    No motor lol that's what the big boat is for! It is indeed a pallet fence, my workplace gives away various pallets for free and those particular ones are big hardwood pallets, it may not look as nice as a white picket fence but free is a pretty good price especially nowadays with the price of wood.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    :jellydance:
     
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  11. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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    Are you going to paint it in rainbow pride colors like @TaquitoBandito painted his?
     
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  12. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Nahhhh
     
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    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I just figured I’d finally get to meet you if I painted the fence in your favorite color scheme. :(
     
  14. Jun 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That might have been me. I've mentioned Orthofeet a couple of times. I haven't tried the slip ons, but that will be my next purchase.
    The spacers are awesome, the arch supports don't work for me, I don't need them and find them uncomfortable.

    The ones I currently wear have laces, but with a Velcro closure. They don't make them anymore, replacement will be slip ons.

    Sadly, I bought a $200 pair of Ons that aren't working. They would be great if they came in wide, but they don't. I'd recommend them if you don't need wide, the cushion is really good and they're light weight. But I can only wear them for about 3 or 4 hours.

    Maybe this thread needs an additional title, old men's feet and orthopedic shoes.
     
  15. Jun 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'll probably have to switch to Wranglers. I just hate trying to figure out what size I am in new jeans.
     
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    j-utah

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    Yep, I hate that too. Took a while to figure it out with Levi’s, but luckily the size was close in the Wranglers. I hope they last longer, we’ll see.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :benchpress:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    He should do it for Juneteenth :rofl:
     
  22. Jun 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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    ask and ye shall receive.

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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    You can still present yourself professionally with tattoos. I have tattoos, some coworkers do, my boss does too. Most military members do. Having tattoos doesn't mean you can't be presentable/professional.:notsure:
     
  24. Jun 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    :rofl:
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    OldGuy03

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    Who knew that today's episode was going to forever be revolving around dress codes? I didn't think it had the kegs but it sure proved me wrong.

    I'll say it again. Dress codes are dumb. And here's why.

    It's my personal opinion that one should have enough pride to come to work professionally without being told what that means. Your manners, personal appearance, grooming standards and ability to communicate effectively are all part of that. You've either figured it out or haven't. No one should need to hold your hand anymore because you're supposed to be a grown as adult.


    -Rant over
     
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  26. Jun 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    yes.

    ya know what served me well? N=1

    I always dress better than the rest.

    not by much.

    just better.



    and groom yourself to resemble somethin' other than a damn caveman.
     
  27. Jun 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    This.

    a lot can be said on this topic.

    and I have said it.

    and I won't say it again.




    Wakesurf weekend!! Will be 95 degrees with 80% humidity.:bananadead:

    Bar-A BBQ (Montgomery TX) on Sat for lunch.

    Seinfeld at Cynthia Woods Pavilion on Sat.




    Life is good.
     
  28. Jun 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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    which is a load of shit, I’m thinking of getting a raft and Rocky Mountain, and NRS all have them g2g.
     
  29. Jun 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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    Why don’t cannibals eat divorced women?


    They’re too bitter
     
  30. Jun 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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    Dude. I know I can count on you for great photos in this thread. Financial advice, not so much. Pics though? Outstanding!:thumbsup::101010:
     

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