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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

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  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

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  4. No - don't plan on getting any

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  1. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Or you can hire an EPC to do your capital project for you and get none of the 3.
     
  2. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'm getting 1/5 of my regular pay (with OT) with short term disablity, but full benefits.
    When long-term disability starts in July it will be a little more.
    Short term is 6 months, long term can be up to 3 years or so with the possibility of returning to work..

    I'd make my base pay if I retired with Social Security, but the retirement insurance coverage isn't as comprehensive as full-time coverage to pay for surgeries.
    The only reason I didn't retire in October..
    Full time insurance pays for 100% of surgeries, and retired pays for 80%.
    So far, my 2 surgeries total to around $300K, my part would have been $60K.
    Still trying to figure out if I'm going to get both knees replaced.
     
  3. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    soooooo true.
     
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  4. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  5. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  6. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Second shoulder, had the right one done 5/7.
    I start PT on it Friday.
    Still in the stretching PT phase of the left one, I haven't even started strengthening exercises.
    Hopefully next week they'll do PT on both shoulders at the same appointment....
     
  7. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    One last ride with the pup, it's time. We had a damn good 14 years together :)
    20250604_080021.jpg
     
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  8. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  9. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    It's not really for the sake of control. It's a lie, setting the buyer up to believe that whatever is being sold is in good condition. 'My wife says I can't have it anymore' leaves an implicit 'but nothing is wrong with it' hanging out there.
     
  10. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Oh. I'm so sorry Zach.
     
  11. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:

    You're gonna have to scroll back through the thread for the answer to that question :evil:
     
  12. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :(
     
  13. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
    GODZILLA

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  14. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
  15. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    So sorry for your loss.
    It's tough to know when it is 'time'.
    For us, it's always been a quality-of-life issue.
     
  16. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  17. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My wife and I have somewhat the same 'agreement'.
    She wants to put stuff in the garage, I threaten her with 'I'll put it in storage'.
    The garage is the only room I have in this house, and I'm ok with that.:D

    As to getting crap out of the garage, that's me.
    I finally sold my Dominator steps for $100 just to get them off the garage floor..:thumbsup:
     
  18. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Shit.
     
  19. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :pout: sorry to hear that
     
  20. Jun 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That's actually why I shared it here!
     
  21. Jun 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Thanks guys.
    It was definitely time, we got home last night and knew.
    She was diagnosed with GOLPP last year, her breathing was labored and all functions from mid-body back were gone. :(
    Screenshot_20250604_101420_Chrome.jpg
     
  22. Jun 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    I know and hate this pain for you! There is nothing like it and I wish you and the fam all the comfort!
     
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    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Met with a recruiter today. Feeling a little feisty so when I received the formal "you are being laid off, please confirm receipt/acceptance" letter, I went a head and replied with a "here is why I want more money."

    fingers crossed!

    and obviously a lot more professional, just the short version for yall.
     
  24. Jun 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  25. Jun 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'm not crying, you're crying.
     
  26. Jun 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Truth be told, my grandparents were first generation Frenchies. The British thing is a trope @Tripleconpanna cant seem to let go. And it is funny, so it just goes on and on. I was born and raised in the CO Rockies.
     
  27. Jun 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Well shit dude. My heart is sending strength and love to you and your girls. Always hard to say good bye.
     
  28. Jun 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  29. Jun 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    This is a major reason I married my wife. Because she doesn't tell me what I can or can't have...
    What's more crazy is they don't even know what they want. They want some stranger on the internet to hold their hand through the process.


    Speaking of selling used things y'all should check out the used raft/kayak market. People have lost their minds asking for 90% of retail on 8-10 year old things. And the logic they throw in the for sale post is that no rafts are available and already sold out this year so I'll sell you my beater for todays market price minus 10%. Clown world is a real problem these days.
     
  30. Jun 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :fistbump:
     

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