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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I understand that Sir...:cool:
    You didn't need to explain yourself, but thanks...:thumbsup:
     
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    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    @ToyoMafia took that job into his own hands, and has done a damn good job with it
     
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    I'm trying. My sister is going to be talking to her because of her past experiences and hoping it help show that my kid needs to make better choices
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Ok good because I'll need one from next year :D

    Are we still submitting pics for them? If so I need to get going on upgrades:rofl:
     
  5. Jun 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yes it is, we're definitely enjoying the little break. Thanks

    Another shot from last night.
    20250601_203552.jpg
     
  6. Jun 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
    OldGuy03

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    :fistbump:
     
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    OldGuy03

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    I just heard the breaking news. Taylor swift is single again. Hopefully we never have to watch another football game where she gets as much broadcast coverage as the players...
     
  8. Jun 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Even typing D----- or A---- will trip ad bots. :spy:
     
  9. Jun 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    upload_2025-6-2_17-3-58.jpg
     
  10. Jun 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Jun 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    And here I thought only my single brain-celled orange cats were this dumb. (Males)

    Had to take the lid off our litter box as well or this was the result. Every. Damn. Time.

    Going for a theme here I see... ;)
    (Not a Corona fan.)
     
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  12. Jun 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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  13. Jun 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Sums up my thoughts exactly.
     
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    OldGuy03

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    Coeur d'Alene?
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Winner winner :thumbsup:
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    The lake gave it away. Beautiful place. Almost moved there in 2020 when we debated relocating out of CO. Decided to ride it out here until the girls are out of school instead.
     
  17. Jun 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, this is an amazing place.
    My dad's side is from here so it's been kind of a second hometown.
    It's grown a lot but it's still a cool little town
     
  18. Jun 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    So Jimmy John's is supposed to be known for their freaky fast delivery right? According to Google maps they are 2.2 mi away from my house and yet their website says my location is not eligible for delivery lol.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Yes
     
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    T-Rex266

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    15/16+
     
  21. Jun 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Don't worry, it's personal.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    My 12yo boy is soft. I always try to toughen him up.
    Our 18yo daughter is a replica of me. She appreciates the straight forward approach, will stand her ground, and voice her opinion whether u like it or not. I love it
     
  23. Jun 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I believe it man
     
  24. Jun 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Have a link for that? That would be a nice relief. Can’t stand that shit during NFL

    Also, it gives Tyler another chance
     
  25. Jun 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I hate allergies
    Woke up with a bloody nose
    Took the bike to the gym
    Rode back with itchy eyes
    Constant sneezing

    /annoyed
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Was your house there when you got back?
     
  27. Jun 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ya before I huffed, puffed, and blew it down

    IMG_8406.jpg
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek: I wanna know the story behind this.
    It was 13 for my oldest....11 for my youngest because I'm fighting her trying to be like sister....


    Speak of attitude.... If my 17yo doesn't lose hers and start listening when driving my damn truck....:infantry::frusty::annoyed:
     
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Holy ever loving crap, you all have been busy. 22 pages over the weekend. I can't keep up with all that.

    Kids.
    My son was and still is super mellow, very smart, level headed, responsible. He's 26, married now, lives on his own since he was around 20.
    My daughter. She's 16. Always the complete opposite of my son. I love her dearly but she has always been a handful, and I wouldn't change it for anything because I don't want a weak ass pushover for a daughter. What that means though is she is very strong willed and we butt heads at times. Unfortunately she has had to deal with some life things that have forever changed her. And that sucks, at such a young age. Punishment in our house is very light because of some very sensitive things. But long story short in 4th grade she had a teacher that was physically abusive to her in front of the whole class multiple times. She liked to single out my daughter for some reason and constantly made an example out of her. She would pull her hair, like really hard, almost to the point of throwing her on the ground, flipped her desk over, snapped her with hair ties etc. In the end everything was handled, but it's never enough. Then just under two years ago her best childhood friend died unexpectedly. He lived a couple houses down from us and these two spent every day together from about age 4-13. We are friends with the family and we would all hang out. Well, this poor boy was experimenting with things and took what he was told was a Perc, but it ended up being fentanyl. That night he died in his bedroom trying to crawl to get help as he was ODing. That morning I was out in the yard early and I heard all this screaming down the street. It was his mom in the front yard yelling for anyone to come help. I ran over with my wife and we entered the house and saw everything. It's been rough to say the least.
     
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  30. Jun 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I will say our 18yo daughter is a great driver, backs in anywhere she goes, watches her surroundings, and is super smart. She just graduated with honors :hearteyes:
     
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