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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Jun 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Yup. Psychos will be psychos, but the scary part is that there seems to be so many of them. There are people who won't condemn it and will try to justify it. It's insanity.
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Crazy stuff. I'd rather debate whether Danner sucks than read about this Boulder attack. Now Boulder? WTF?
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Surprised he went in custody without incident honestly
     
  4. Jun 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I can think of a reason why but it delves into topics that would get me banned, and I am gonna make @Azblue work for it. No freebies.
     
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  5. Jun 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Try Nordstrom Rack (or their online outlet)... They got some decent quality stuff and usually have some 14s and 15s floating around (just not sure about sandals) :thumbsup:

    BTW how freakin' tall are you?? If you're not at least 6'11"... :eek:
     
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  6. Jun 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @Azblue

    I'm jumping in on this one... No work for me tomorrow :muscleflexing:

    Cuz I said so!!! :evil:
     
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  7. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I know a dude at work with 16s and way shorter than me. Probably 6'1" or so.
    FREAK! :laugh:
     
  8. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Sasquatches in the PNW are kinda the norm, though.
     
  9. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I don't believe so...

    In fact, last night, we concluded that someone from Nogales (not sure if we're talking about Nogales, AZ or Nogales Mexico) hacked into her account and showed up here late last night!!!
     
  10. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'll join in on that.

    Live from a rooftop hot tub.
    20250601_200041.jpg
     
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  11. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    If larry don't find a LadyFriend soon, he's not going to be anyone's dad :laugh:
     
  12. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: no, just acting like one!
    Not good, but I'm getting better:D
    How tall are you?!o_O
    o_Oo_Oo_O yes, i hacked into whoever this crazy ladies profile is, just to me with y'all.:p
     
  13. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Poor guy
     
  14. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Bag balm really helps w/this :thumbsup:
     
  15. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Getting better is good.
     
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  16. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No, I just woke up... what happened????
     
  17. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    We use this on all our animals (pigs, dogs, cats, rabbits) for dry skin (like the dogs noses) and wounds. He'll even we use it on ourselves.Screenshot_20250601-221401.png
    https://vetzonerx.com/products/wound-ointment
     
  18. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm guessing he doesn't feel 'inadequate' when grilling brats :notsure:
     
  19. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  20. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    6'7"
    I'm not tall, everyone else is just short. :D
     
  21. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    You are almost a foot taller than me
     
  22. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Why are there no topless chicks sipping on intoxicating beverages in said hot tub?? :boink:
     
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  23. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Because a lot of women like drama and just wants to relax?? Just a guess:notsure:
     
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  24. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Point being... a dude that almost 7' tall w/a size 15 shoe isn't that out of whack...

    However, a dude that's almost 2' shorter, sporting 14s or 15s has some unusually large appendages :laser:
     
  25. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    First thing I tried. Good stuff. She licked it right off....heh
     
  26. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I see we also have another 'multi-quote' connoisseur in the house now...


    That should keep G-EZ happy

    BTW I need more caffeine... :pccoffee:
     
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  27. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Not allowed... Women are here for my pleasure!!!! :crapstorm:
     
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  28. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Sorry to say I didn't have naked Adam cooking brats on my bingo card today. :annoyed:
     
  29. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Regardless of the amount of exposed flesh... I would NOT be cooking anything with a high potential for grease splatter while naked :thumbsup:
     
  30. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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    It was just a guess. I live in my own world with my kids. I'm not here for anyone's pleasureo_O
    :rofl:
     

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